Thanks to the massive courage MNetters on here gave me I have a lovely boyfriend.
Despite all appearances to the contrary, my slip of a paramour has the biggest thing I have ever seen. Like a 500ml bottle of coke (well, not exactly bottle-shaped but you get the idea.) Has anyone got any tips on how to a) play with it b) take it for hours?
I can't get my hand around it at all, and get lockjaw in seconds, so at the moment I am left patting it hopefully.
Not the height of erotica. I am out of practice with sex, let alone dealing with a beast like that, and hoping MNetters can sort me out again.
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