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I need to get laid

(316 Posts)
fastdriver Fri 26-Apr-13 14:37:46

That's it really.

I separated six months ago (after several sexless years). I was a faithful wife.

I don't want another relationship, I don't want to shag anyone else's man (either deliberately or inadvertently), I don't want to end up with genital herpes of anything similar.

I want a NS relationship that's mostly about sex (God I sound desperate grin).

I'm fussy about men, don't like bald or shaved heads, beards, paunches or poor hygiene.

I'm 42 and reasonably attractive.

How do I make this happen? Most men are gagging for it, aren't they? It can't be that difficult but I don't know where to start...

Has anyone been in this situation or can give me any advice?

ItsYoniYappy Fri 26-Apr-13 16:52:04

Have you tried POF? Sorry if it has been mentioned but I met used a few men on there.

I could have had 2 dates tonight but I have a new book. Feel fat today and cbarsed!

ItsYoniYappy Fri 26-Apr-13 16:55:24

I'm not at the match.com stage yet (i.e. paying to meet a guy)

CuChullain Fri 26-Apr-13 16:56:30

Any

sadly that was not one of the 'interests' listed, had to settle for filling the condom with tabasco instead

This could get interesting, later this evening, when the wine comes out.....Don't you agree AF?

Loulybelle Fri 26-Apr-13 17:00:14

I was on POF, but attracted all the twats, im a magnet for them, so i just gave up.

spenceuk Fri 26-Apr-13 17:04:09

I was just saying in the dating thread im signing up to POF, hopefully its just the men on there that are twats

Loulybelle Fri 26-Apr-13 17:07:23

<evilly plots to find spence on POF, and spam him>

You might get lucky Spence, i cant say for sure, never gone through the womens profiles.

<smiles evilly>

boyfromipinema Fri 26-Apr-13 17:07:42

There are a few blokes, like myself, who for one reason or another use this site.
Can you imagine the uproar if we'd have started a thread like this?
Having said that, it is a rather good idea....may have to start composing one anon.
Let me see.....Fit bloke in forties, likes travel, reading, meeting new people, curling up on the sofa with a glass of wine and a DVD..........oh, and hung like a donkey.
Any takers?

Loulybelle Fri 26-Apr-13 17:09:40

Sorry boy, being a spurs fan is a dealbreaker for me grin, im a Man Utd kinda girl.

fastdriver Fri 26-Apr-13 17:09:50

I will proper cat-fight you for Michael Fassbender... especially as Mr Rochester

Loulybelle Fri 26-Apr-13 17:11:12

You so will not Fast, i might be short, but i can fight, hes mineeeeee!!!!!

spenceuk Fri 26-Apr-13 17:12:15

ha that would be evil Louly but at least i would be receiving some messages

CuChullain Fri 26-Apr-13 17:12:36

Loulybelle

......being a spurs fan is a dealbreaker for me grin, im a Man Utd kinda girl.


So you must be right filthy then

Loulybelle Fri 26-Apr-13 17:15:17

shhhhh Cu, dont spread it about.

Spence, Im sure you will get plenty of fishes, all waiting for a nibble.

fastdriver Fri 26-Apr-13 17:15:22

Louly I'm over six foot in heels and massively determined. You're not having him

Loulybelle Fri 26-Apr-13 17:17:39

Fast, im 5 foot 3, 50% Irish and an essex girl, being a harden bitch comes naturally, i'll take ya down, but i will feel catholic guilt afterwards.

spenceuk Fri 26-Apr-13 17:21:37

i really hope so but you definitley wont be spamming me since I'm a Leeds fan

fastdriver Fri 26-Apr-13 17:23:39

OK, there are several of us women on here who've expressed an interest in a NS relationship...

Has anyone else had a PM from a man wanting the same? I'm just wondering if this guy has PMed all of us.

Loulybelle Fri 26-Apr-13 17:25:14

Spence, my ex was a West Ham fan, not really in the position to judge now am i.

Fast, i've had plenty of offers for NS relationships.

DotCottonsHairnet Fri 26-Apr-13 17:26:59

Can I join in this thread? Seperated for almost 6 months and have realised all I miss from stbxh is the sex! A fwb would be fab for now!

Am wary of the POF type sites.

spenceuk Fri 26-Apr-13 17:35:34

Dot i know what you mean about wary.

I tried a different site than POF for a few days but i just find it harder chatting/flirting through a keyboard than face to face.

AnyFucker Fri 26-Apr-13 17:36:33

FBF, it could get very interesting

unfortunately I will not be here to referee proceedings grin

cuch , that tabasco in the condom sounds hawwwt shock

ItsYoniYappy Fri 26-Apr-13 17:36:51

A man PMing ?

Nope but if it the same one who used to well he wouldn't pm me because he already has and been told off a lot grin (sorry not funny)

Report him!

Can I just state I'm not looking for sex, I did date 2 guys and had sex with them but I am more a no sex without monogamy type so no PMs please.

I'm also on a dating break and will be until Julyish! POF is full of guys looking for sex, I was naive I had no idea dvd = sex. The really thought guys paid £20 taxi to come and watch a dvd with me. hmm

Then they were sent home again approx 30 mins after arrival.

Just stating though, there are men on there looking for NS sex. I would say to always chat to them for a good while first and ove phone too and tell someone if/when/where you meet them

Loulybelle Fri 26-Apr-13 17:41:54

Thats why i gave up, i dont want a NS relationship, i dont want all that bollocks i want commitment, and i wont be strayed from that want, i'll wait for commitment but i wont be shagging losers in the mean time.

I never found any serious guys on POF, so i cant be arsed to look anymore.

ItsYoniYappy Fri 26-Apr-13 17:50:40

I'm the same Lbelle, I just go on when bored and lonely and have my options set at 'friends' I don't know if I want commitment, I don't know what I want tbh, a weekend guy would be nice.

I don't know how people re-marry or have new DPs, I never let anyone meet my DC and cannot visualise how that would go DS1 may say 'yeah he looks gay' grin

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