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Here is this week's Friday bum sex thread

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Apocalypto · 23/11/2012 16:15

since nobody's posted it yet.

trolls please congregate here.

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kittybiscuits · 23/11/2012 16:23

I've never heard of bumsex. Do you have any pictures? Wink

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izzyizin · 23/11/2012 16:26


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Apocalypto · 23/11/2012 16:32

Is it "bum sex" or "bumsex"?

I'm sure the first oversharer will be along in a minute.

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kittybiscuits · 23/11/2012 16:36

sounds like I will need an eyemask and metal pants for this thread izzyShock

apocalypto are you doing a quick NC so you can start comparing the merits of vaginal/clitoral/bum orgasms with or without a laxative?

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izzyizin · 23/11/2012 16:39

Is 'bum sex' having sex with a bum and 'bumsex' having sex up the on a bum? Maybe this is one for pedants' corner, Apoc Hmm

Resists urge to overshare tales of Catholic sex.

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tallwivglasses · 23/11/2012 17:03

It's like DOING A POO! I just dont get it. but always fascinated by these threads Im on the bus btw. Sitting. In my judgypants.

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ike1 · 23/11/2012 17:04

No bum sex is ahem 'shit' sex and bumsex is up the bum sex...

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ike1 · 23/11/2012 17:06

Oh god I red one thread where one of the recipients of bumsex described and I quote 'pebble dashing' the toilet as a result of this type of 'congress'-put me right off...

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ike1 · 23/11/2012 17:06

Soz read

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kittybiscuits · 23/11/2012 17:18

Better to pebbledash the toilet than end up in a 'spotted dick' type situation...Grin

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ike1 · 23/11/2012 17:27

or ,as an ex described the culmination of such practice-watching his cum turn a shade of brown as he spunked on his paramoirs but cheeks....that put me off too....

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ike1 · 23/11/2012 17:28

butt - oh ffs - i need wine!

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Apocalypto · 23/11/2012 17:59

ike1

how nice of him to share that little detail of his amorous encounters with other women with you! I'm trying to avoid getting a mental picture of that lovely moment.

getting the lady to rinse out her bum first might be an option, but OTOH all this does is enable rumpy pumpy without a pebbledashed willy.

and if that's what a bloke wants, then there is a perfectly obvious alternative right under his nose. and it doesn't need rinsing out first. maybe after.

I conclude that the pebbledashing is a feature not a bug?

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ike1 · 23/11/2012 18:05

yes a delightful 'feature' apparently Apocalypto and note the 'ex' reference..lol

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bumhead · 23/11/2012 18:24

God this reminds me of when I shared a flat with my lovely friend Royston (who is gay). When I moved in there was this hose type attachment in the bathroom that I found useful to wash my hair with.
I remember Royston coming in the bathroom while I was giving my hair a final rinse whilst getting ready for a night out.
'Don't use that hose!!' he yelled, 'I stick that up my arse to wash it out before a date!' Shock

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lucidlady · 23/11/2012 18:27

Haha bumhead that's so grim!!

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bumhead · 23/11/2012 18:28

Tell me about it!! Blush

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shrimponastick · 23/11/2012 18:32

Ha ha ha bumhead

Perhaps bum sex is copulatimg with a tramp?

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izzyizin · 23/11/2012 18:50

That's what I meant by 'having sex with a bum', shrimp, but ike reckons bum sex is shit sex which kinda brings us back to the topic in hand... Confused

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footyfan · 23/11/2012 21:27

Did anyone go to SuBo's bum sex party ?!?

twitter fail

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ike1 · 23/11/2012 21:43

Seems that peeps are not that interested in 'shit' sex tonight....could we have put them off with our tales of brown spunk, pebble dashing and hose enemas??????

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ike1 · 23/11/2012 21:47

...and bless poor old SUBO ...

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TisILeclerc · 23/11/2012 21:49

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izzyizin · 23/11/2012 21:50

Anal bum parties and hashtags? Seems the action's taking place elsewhere tonight...

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