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how many times?

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randymama · 24/08/2005 18:21

So come on we need a lighter tone!!
How many nights a week do you have sex?

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desperatehousewife · 24/08/2005 18:22

I'm sorry...did you say per week? HA..ha....ha hah ahahahahahah! Could answer that if you said per month...or even per quarter!

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caligula · 24/08/2005 18:23

Hello Assalam

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desperatehousewife · 24/08/2005 18:23

ah...not very good at this am I?

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randymama · 24/08/2005 18:23

So am I being unfair on DH?

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randymama · 24/08/2005 18:24

I said nights a week cos you might do it more than once a night!

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Tortington · 24/08/2005 18:37

4 times a night everynight including sunday.

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SleepySuzy · 24/08/2005 18:38

Twice a year whether I need it or not.

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caligula · 24/08/2005 18:38

LOL cod!!!

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desperatehousewife · 24/08/2005 18:39

eh? where's cod?

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randymama · 24/08/2005 18:43

just thought it would be interesting. People go on about men always wanting it. or how often they get it etc.. I just wondered what the truth was?!!!

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kama · 24/08/2005 18:43

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tiredemma · 24/08/2005 18:44

twice a night except for sundays- then i have it i the afternoon aswell.......yawn

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kama · 24/08/2005 18:50

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Nightynight · 24/08/2005 18:52

go on randymama, prove you're a mummy by

  1. explaining your position on breast/bottle feeding,
  2. giving an opinon about Gina Ford routines vs feeding on demand
  3. giving us a recipe suitable for a 6 month old
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desperatehousewife · 24/08/2005 18:52

NN - good test!

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caligula · 24/08/2005 18:54

Sorry - meant custy (get them mixed up on account of both beginning with C)

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randymama · 24/08/2005 18:55

nose to nipple tummy to tummy
Gina ford..dont like her but i believr in feeding on demand
recipe for 6 months as this is the weaning age baby rice or bland puree!

Have I passed?

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randymama · 24/08/2005 18:55

who di you think I was...or what?!

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beetroot · 24/08/2005 19:17

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randymama · 24/08/2005 19:20

16 nights a week?!!
mmm me thinks you are kidding!!!

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Nightynight · 24/08/2005 19:28

ooh I dunno randymama - those answers seem a bit general to me.
in fact all your postings are about sex one way or another!

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randymama · 24/08/2005 19:32

cos I am Randymamma!!
Ok end thread!
just a bored mum having a giggle! soz

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missycantstop · 24/08/2005 19:37

8 times a day and thats still not enough

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dobbin · 24/08/2005 22:08

Kama,
It's those sunday mornings I miss most. I never even get to read the sunday papers now, let alone crumple them on the sheets.
Dh and I were always morning people for matrimonial duties and we have not yet trained our new ds to have lie-ins at the weekend.

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fuzzywuzzy · 24/08/2005 22:14

I'm sorry but the answer to question 1 is hilarious, re-read the question pmsl....

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