OK - who wants to place a bet.....

[seeker]

...on when Phil Archer is going to die. I suspect tonight, in his sleep, after his party.

[zanz1bar]

he hegawd i hope so

[R4]

Joe first?
Not from Farmer's Lung but a broken heart.

[seeker]

Or maybe matt will murder Lillian in a fit of rage?

[ClaudiaSchiffer]

Can't dreadful, neatfreak Helen be bumped off by that wierdo stalker Annette in some wierd lesbian obsessive style murder.

Everyone in the shop would LOVE the gossip.

[seeker]

Or the other way round? Annette murder Helen because of being patronized and referred to by her name in every single sentence Helen utters? There isn't a court in the land that would convict her! She could then go on a killing spree and wipe out Shula, Brenda, Alice,Daniel, Pip......in fact everyone but the Grundys, who would then return triumphant to Grange Farm never having to tug their forelocks again - the Ruling Classes having been defeated forever,

[bambipie]

Seeker, I thought that last night too. He was speaking in a special tired and very old voice. Hasn't her been in the Archers for about 700 years?

[R4]

What about a bet on who is going get annoying Annette knocked up? ... Jazzer?