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Sexy sex on lovely legs, shearing sheep bare-chested. Tell us how you picture the good folk of Ambridge (and feel free to discuss anything else rural soap-related).

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PseudoBadger · 08/07/2014 23:07

For me, that describes Ed. Some strange people think that it describes Jazzer.
Does it matter what they look like? We know and love their voices (except you Pip)

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BuildYourOwnSnowman · 08/07/2014 23:36

I see ed as more like Peter crouch

Jazzer is willie from the Simpsons

Alice looks like Alice eve (no idea why)

PetulaGordino · 09/07/2014 00:03

i tell you who it's not. it's NOT roy

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 09/07/2014 00:13

Well it is according to lizzie and Hayley. That's two women who think he's sexy.

Although lizzie puking the next morning suggests it want a great performance

Selks · 09/07/2014 00:31

I picture Jazzer as scruffy haired with a ruddy complexion, wearing a nylon football style top with the beginnings of a beer belly and yellow stained fingers from smoking roll ups. Not exactly sex on legs ( apart from in his dreams).

Roy I cannot get a mental picture of at all.

Chris Carter I imagine to be dark haired, muscular and quite handsome, but oblivious to his good looks. Alice I see as dark haired and naturally pretty, and well physically suited to Chris.

Fallon I see as having lots of unruly wavy dark auburn hair and green eyes, and freckles, with quite strong facial features but still attractive, with a slightly unorthodox dress sense - likes band t shirts etc.

Helen will be a massive Boden and Cath Kidston fan and will have hung a wicker heart above her and Robs bed. She has naturally mouse brown hair but keeps on top of her highlights. She frowns on people who wear too much make up but has been wearing a bit more lately for Rob. She has ventured into buying sexy underwear recently for the first time in her life.

PetulaGordino · 09/07/2014 00:37

I'm working on the assumption that there's been some kind of toxic waste leak into the water at LL. Only possible explanation, it's not as if he's got an attractive personality

In my mind the one who's classically handsome is Adam

I picture Jazzer in the same way as selks, but he's not unattractive overall (unlike Roy)

PseudoBadger · 09/07/2014 05:20
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TallGiraffe · 09/07/2014 05:34

Helen wears Boden

ZeroSomeGameThingy · 09/07/2014 06:13

GrinKenton

Shock Susan

Confused Eddie

Blush Lizzie

Angry Tony

Sad Pat

Envy Emma

Wine Lillian

Bike Ben

Tennis Caroline

Football George

Brew Clarrie

Hmm Jim

Biscuit Peggy

Cake Jenny

Wink Plod

Smile Alice

Flowers Lewis

GypsyFloss · 09/07/2014 06:14

Adam is blonde and tall, Charlie is blonde and small. Ian is red haired and a bit tubby from all that food tasting.

Yes to Alice, Fallon and Helen as described above. Pip had short dark hoar and permanent scowl.

Ed and Chris are handsome in a rugged , outdoorsy kind of way. Jazzer looks stubbly and rough and needs a good wash but has charisma. Roy I can't see in my head at all, other than that he is made from nylon. He is blighted by his old man's name.

PseudoBadger · 09/07/2014 06:42

Very good Zero :o

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PseudoBadger · 09/07/2014 06:43

My mum always reckoned that Tom is the village hottie.

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Eastpoint · 09/07/2014 06:50

I wish they'd never put pictures of the cast on the BBC Archers page, Lilian & Lynda aren't how I'd imagined them at all & it's hard to forget their appearances.

PetulaGordino · 09/07/2014 07:03

Grin zero

The actress who plays jolene doesn't look like her. Agree about Lynda and Lil too.

GypsyFloss · 09/07/2014 07:17

Excellent Zero Grin

GypsyFloss · 09/07/2014 07:18

FFS, bold fail. Typing with no specs is pointless!

PetulaGordino · 09/07/2014 07:30

also, does tupe not apply to fallon?

PseudoBadger · 09/07/2014 07:43

Did Jim sound weird last night. Do we have New Jim?

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Davros · 09/07/2014 07:44

So is this our new thread or only about the appearance if the characters? I want to talk about Ursula Titchener (who I think looks like Colin firth/Mark Darcy's mother in Bridget jones!)

PseudoBadger · 09/07/2014 07:53

This our new thread.

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PseudoBadger · 09/07/2014 07:54

Sorry I've just realised it's ambiguous...

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PseudoBadger · 09/07/2014 08:21

I'm pleading with MNHQ to edit the thread title :)

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ZeroSomeGameThingy · 09/07/2014 08:25

Ambridge love-in here...

Come and lust after the Archers (and hangers on) here...

Grin

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ArcheryAnnie · 09/07/2014 08:28

I'd always pictured Debbie as solidly built, with a round face and a wavy, unruly blonde hair. I got a shock when I found she was a very slender and pointy, short-haired brunette.

Alan has brown hair with a side parting, unfashionable and a little too long. (Think Richard Madley when a lot younger.)

PC Heartbreak has dark hair and very blue eyes. (I can't decide if he's a wrong 'un or a keeper yet.)

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 09/07/2014 09:00

I see Alan as a skinny hairy biker! But alternative and trendy for a vicar
I see Ian with the physique of a hard drinking rugby player who stopped playing five years ago
Brian looks like the actor - as does peggy

R4 · 09/07/2014 09:01

very good Zero except surely Cake is Jill.
Cake and Biscuit and Brew is David.

I don't see the attraction in Jazzer. He definitely needs a good wash. He always makes me think of mother's response to a child wanting a sweetie off the floor: "Don't pick that up. You don't know where it's been."

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