Why is Lillian allowing this to happen?

(975 Posts)
PseudoBadger Wed 24-Apr-13 12:47:07

FFS Lil, he's just a bit on the side. If he pisses you off just bin him. Don't start sounding so downtrodden.

ppeatfruit Fri 26-Jul-13 15:05:43

Yes I'm glad I' m not the only one with a one track mind grin don't remember her buying anything!

What d'you reckon on my theory that Dimitri and Tatiana are Undercover police using the unwitting Matt to 'catch' Vitaly?

Gigondas Fri 26-Jul-13 15:17:41

I think there is something in it as got Matt out of jail way too fast.

Somethingyesterday Fri 26-Jul-13 15:24:51

That is rather what I assumed. But also that the "sting" was instigated by Vitaly's father.

Somethingyesterday Fri 26-Jul-13 15:25:39

....I mean the sting to catch V.

Songbird Fri 26-Jul-13 16:15:09

If so, Dimitri is taking his undercover work a little far, perhaps!

Just listened to the latest AE - ugh Matt's 'oim a Bri-ish ci-izen' made my teeth itch!

Somethingyesterday Fri 26-Jul-13 19:15:17

Helen has got hold of a book of spells.....

heronsfly Fri 26-Jul-13 21:06:23

I love the idea of Brenda coming home with a little Dimitri grin that would really upset the sausage king.

Somethingyesterday Sun 28-Jul-13 19:18:56

"Oh Helen..."

Eeew....

WatermelonSugar Sun 28-Jul-13 19:43:00

Oh I know, it was revolting! And what a way to sweet talk a girl - tell her all about your wife's concerns over her career progression in angsty tones and then go in for a snog.

How could she resist?

Oh god, we're in for months of breathless angsty snogging now aren't we? Gah.

Somethingyesterday Sun 28-Jul-13 20:07:09

I've been wondering if Jess might be the new Freda.

And cause Helen not just months but years of angst while Rob happily flits hither and thither.

Gigondas Sun 28-Jul-13 22:58:14

FFs- I know it's been coming but this is ridiculous. I am only amazed that they missed out on rob saying "my wife doesn't understand me."

Still it's a rare episode that pip or jorken wedding talk isn't worst thing in it.

What do you mean the new Freda?
A silent character? Actually we haven't been subjected to any of Bert's nonsense lately thank heavens

Somethingyesterday Mon 29-Jul-13 09:51:53

Yes! It would be sensible to be prepping a new silent character - and it could be quite entertaining / frustrating if she remains forever in the background.

On the other hand her absence may be £££ driven rather than plot driven....

I like Bert and his tractor fetish.smile

Gigondas Mon 29-Jul-13 10:21:08

Berts poetry - you are missing that !!shock

PseudoBadger Tue 30-Jul-13 14:03:15

Well I think it's time to paraphrase Niles Crane:

"Rob I'm just glad you're ok - I would have presumed she killed after mating" grin

R4 Tue 30-Jul-13 19:44:13

LOL.
Are you going to ask MNHQ to re-title the thread "Why is Lilleth Helen allowing this to happen." grin

I cannot imagine Helen losing herself to unbridled passion. She would want to do hygiene checks first and do things according to procedure.
Or does her biological clock want a sibling for Henry.

HearMyRoar Wed 31-Jul-13 22:03:21

Oh my goodness! What a thought, imagine if helen got pregnant with Rob's sprog. The angst would go on for years. shock

GrendelsMum Wed 31-Jul-13 22:07:29

Helen pregnant with Rob's sproglet would be brilliant.

Imagine what Pat and tony would say.

Fingers crossed...

GrendelsMum Wed 31-Jul-13 22:08:22

P.s.look, we're going to hit the 1000 message mark soon, and all about unbridled passion in Ambridge

heronsfly Thu 01-Aug-13 07:27:11

Oh yes, Helen pregnant with' Robs sprog' would be great grin, and Im not sure about this pain in Nics leg,they are making a big deal about cramp but the the sw often make a lot of fuss about nothing.

Gigondas Thu 01-Aug-13 07:34:48

We could transfer to thread on Helen and rob. I think cramp story is a nothing . It's just to keep sl about Nic sprigging going.

Somethingyesterday Thu 01-Aug-13 08:01:20

New thread.

Lonely Cow

Or I flounce.

For a full five minutes.

Don't say you weren't warned.

FGS
Has no one told her to up her bananas and tonic?
Both sorted my night cramps easy.

PseudoBadger Thu 01-Aug-13 10:11:19
Somethingyesterday Thu 01-Aug-13 10:12:10

And and and (lobbying.....)

Nell Dunn is about to be on W's Hour talking about "Poor Cow". Very Mnet.

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