Think I can beat the Sex Bear!!!

(28 Posts)
Avondale Fri 20-Sep-13 10:42:55

Photo 7!
But worth a look at all photos, there are lots of surprises ....
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-24092691.html

SummerRain Fri 20-Sep-13 10:57:57

The dalek!

The cupboard full of balls!

Is that a foot level mirror in the bathroom?

It's a lovely house though.

Pascha Fri 20-Sep-13 10:59:53

Ha! The dalek is bizarre but the bathroom decor is just frightening! Nice house though.

Fenton Fri 20-Sep-13 11:03:10

There's a vase of twigs and pebbley shit!!

One of my neighbours has a Dalek too, you used to be able to see it in the conservatory until she grew her hedge - now you can only just see her giraffe over the hedge.

PollyPlummer Fri 20-Sep-13 11:04:14

I had to look 3 times before I found the cupboard of balls. grin
Nice house.

SummerRain Fri 20-Sep-13 11:06:39

There's a fireplace full of flowers in one room too.... twiggy shit gone to extremes grin

Avondale Fri 20-Sep-13 11:13:01

I'm on a roll today ...
Bizarre animal in photo 6, random words in photo 10 and is that a real dog or an elaborate door stop in photo 13 ...
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-43026452.html?premiumA=true

CokeFan Fri 20-Sep-13 11:14:16

"Outside there are large mature gardens with an abundance of flora and fauna"

Flora, yes, but Fauna?

I'd love a dalek. Do you think I could buy one for my house or would it prefer to live in a bungalow?

I think the house looks nice - not exactly decorated to my taste and I'm not sure about the cavernous bathroom in pic 11 (could just be the photos).

Kamchatka Fri 20-Sep-13 11:19:15

I have no idea where Aughton is, but WOW it is a taste vacuum grin

SummerRain Fri 20-Sep-13 11:23:53

Good lord, I counted at least 6 tvs in that last one, plus the giant projector screen in the cavernous empty room.

And that animal in the dining room is just creepy, why would anyone need a giant ceramic bear in the room they eat in?

Avondale Fri 20-Sep-13 11:24:50

Aughton is not far from Southport in Merseyside.

Think WAGs and wannabe WAGs ...

bludgerwitch Fri 20-Sep-13 11:25:26

Lovely house, but I have to admit OH and I might insist that the Dalek be included in the fixtures & fittings list :D :D :D

LazyMonkeyButler Fri 20-Sep-13 11:31:07

Forget the possibly fake dog/doorstop - what about the panther in the dining room?

Lovely house though, although I couldn't have that much black in the kitchen. Far too depressing.

ElephantsEye Fri 20-Sep-13 18:32:28

Daleks are so last year.

But I can't see the cupboard full of balls - help me please.

ElephantsEye Fri 20-Sep-13 18:34:16

Oh - that cupboard. Why??

MikeLitoris Fri 20-Sep-13 18:39:42

I want a dalek envy

WildThongsHeartString Fri 20-Sep-13 18:43:45

Both lovely houses, did you notice in the 2nd house, photo 5, the agent taking the picture is reflected in the mirror smile

I don't get the whole chaise longue thing though, why sit out in the hall when there are actual rooms for sitting in?

TheCrackFox Fri 20-Sep-13 18:50:15

The bathroom is fabulously vulgar.

Nice house, though.

SoupDragon Fri 20-Sep-13 18:54:40

LOL - nice bland photo, nice bland photo, nice bland photo with a Dalek in it. [snort]

SoupDragon Fri 20-Sep-13 18:57:52

2nd house, piture 21: Why is there a cushion on the toilet?
And isn't it a gorilla in the dining room?

SoupDragon Fri 20-Sep-13 18:59:03

No, elephant. I think it may be an elephant - an actual "elephant in the room"

SummerRain Fri 20-Sep-13 19:29:12

It's a bear... Which ties in nicely with the thread title wink

SoupDragon Fri 20-Sep-13 20:53:38

Bears don't have long tails.

SummerRain Fri 20-Sep-13 21:39:47

I was on my phone earlier and failed to spot the tail in the tiny picture grin I think you're right about it being an elephant, look at the feet.

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