Yo bump is so fat that....

[Hevava]

cue American accent and complete this sentence
Yo bump is so fat that....

The cashier is Asda winces when you tell him your due date :-P
(no word of a lie!)

[DeadCert]

Yo bump is so fat.....

It matches your arse.

Wanker at work.

[squizita]

You get stuck in between your colleagues desk and the wall trying to 'shimmy' through.

[Missingcaffeine]

The steering wheel touches it.

[Missvaughan85]

I've managed to lean it on people's shoulders when cutting their hair in work. Oopppssss

[MrsMonkeyBear]

you have to get the sales assistant to fasten the shoes you are trying on for you!!!!

[ForTheLoveOfSocks]

You can't fit through the door

In my defence, I was viewing a bungalow with my parents and in the normal size doorframe was a door that split into two.

My DDad still laughs at me for that one git

[MummytoMog]

You have to stick it in the toilet bowl when you're fitting the damn loo seat bolts because you can't squeeze round the side.

[GingerScouse]

People at work constantly ask if it's twins.

No, I'm measuring bang on for my dates and surely 2 sonographers can't be that shit at their jobs?

[mrsnlw]

You create a huge crater in the memory foam mattress when you are laid in bed.....

Your friend purposely brings their lowered sports car to give you a lift to work for "entertainment" value!

[SignoraStronza]

It looks abnormal. That was today's from the bitch who Constantly has to make comments.

[whiteblossom]

geez, signora I really hope you replied " The only 'thing' abnormal is you!"

[motherinferior]

Lorry drivers lean out of their lorries to comment (me, just over 11 years ago!)

[SignoraStronza]

DH would be very proud of me usually quite vocal and quick with a snarky response as I just flat out ignored her completely (other than a brief 'look') and turned to my friend.

[TwigletFiend]

You manage to shave a pubic moustache onto yourself when trying to do some tidying up because you have to make like a contortionist in order to even glimpse what you're doing and it's really easy to miss a bit.

[LePetitPont]

You have to carefully plot your way to the toilet in bars where tables and chairs are a bit too close for comfort or else you get stuck.

[frannie2013]

you look like a galleon ship apparently. charming.

[Missingcaffeine]

Panicked when I saw blood running down my legs, only to realise I'd cut my lady bits shaving as I can no longer see what I'm doing!

[buttercupyellow]

You can only use the front rings of the cooker hob.