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November 2012 - Does it seem like half a year?

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MadamGazelleIsMyMum · 19/04/2013 11:11

Yay! First, for first time ever!

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PurplePidjin · 19/04/2013 11:29
Brew
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GTbaby · 19/04/2013 11:45

6months and 1 week. Wow.

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StuntNun · 19/04/2013 12:17

That was fun. Nice one Detective.

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:17

Yehaaaaah mofos!

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:18

Continue as you were...!

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PetiteRaleuse · 19/04/2013 12:18

You fuckers stealing the end of the thread and making me lose my lovely buttery post...

Six months today here.

So, anyone's babies walking yet or are they all still studying quantum physics and molecular science in their activity time?

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BigPigLittlePig · 19/04/2013 12:18


Fucksticks. I got a sweat on and everything for that Angry
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PetiteRaleuse · 19/04/2013 12:19

(that was a joke btw, far too early to walk, but never too early to learn Latin verbs)

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:19

My baby is sleeping 24 hours a day. He loves sleep.

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:20

I fucking wish he did!

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BigPigLittlePig · 19/04/2013 12:20

Detective omelette sounds rank. Only a man....(sorry luis)

PR did I not mention that F has designed a new moon-landing vehicle, and will be remotely captaining a space vessel, whilst crocheting an entire house and solving world poverty? Must have slipped my mind.

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:20

OMG. I just looked down. O has made it from the play mat at one side of the living room, to down by my feet, and is currently using the xbox controller to mess with the DVD that is on!

Not even fucking kidding. Oh god.

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BigPigLittlePig · 19/04/2013 12:24

detective that's what happens when you leave these child geniuses for a minute to muck about on MN

I'm reliably informed by DH that F is asleep in her car seat and has been for over an hour. WHY WON'T SHE SLEEP FOR ME!?!?

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:25

Because daddies are cunts. Fact.

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Passmethecrisps · 19/04/2013 12:28

Alright?

1.5 hours of bouncing in the Jumperoo followed by an hour of baby sensory has finished off wee P. she is sparko. So I am eating hula hoops.

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MadamGazelleIsMyMum · 19/04/2013 12:32

DD and DS both at nursery.

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PetiteRaleuse · 19/04/2013 12:36

gazelle you do win.

Can everyone stop eating hulahoops? You're making me Envy

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Lily311 · 19/04/2013 12:38

Can I swear pls???

Fuck you Apple Store. Went to exchange my Ipad, got a brand new shiny one. But it doesn't work. It doubles up the letters so I couldn't even connect to the internet, also the touchscreen doesn't respont to my touch. So after O is awake, we need to go back. Thanks fuck I live 20 min walk away from Central London. I can't believe I got a faulty one.

Food porn. I love chocolate ricecakes. Those are my new favourites.

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YellowWellies · 19/04/2013 12:39

Is there a six month sleep regression? DS seems to be so refluxy - he wanted fed none stop from 4am. I'm wondering if I need to go slower on the weaning. Despite him hoovering up 4 ice cubes worth yesterday am going to just BF today to see if that helps the poor chap.

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FatimaLovesBread · 19/04/2013 12:44

M's favourite thing to do today is to pull her legs up and then do a big fart. Mucky little pup Grin
She keeps giving me shifty sideways glances too.

Any idea how I can get rock hard abs in two weeks? Whilst eating biscuits and cakes if possible

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ChasingDaisy · 19/04/2013 12:44

pig the rule in my house is that one packet of hula hoops is never enough. I currently have Worcester sauce flavour French Fries in the cupboard. Yumtastic.

Detective O2 is a scratchy fucked. Doesn't matter how long his nails are.

Had jabs today. He sobbed his heart out. I cried. Got him in the pram to go home and he smiled the whole way home. He is now crashed out on me.

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 13:00

I snorted at that Fatima. I suppose you could exercise? While eating biscuits and cakes?!?!

Lily Does it not just need an update or something?

Do ipads need connecting to itunes? Have no idea as don't have one fucking want one though grrrr!. Sometimes my iphone does stupid shit like that. I turn it off. It comes back on normal?

O is currently rolling around the living room butt naked and having a right old giggle. I hoovered. So there is now no dog hair. I hope. I've got to change his baby grow though as I'm not putting a hair ball in the swaddle.

I've made his bottle and got his stuff ready for his nap. He looked tired. Since removal of nappy and clothes he's up for a party. Damn it!

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 13:04

You big old softy chasing!!

There is a little girl at the baby groups I go to - she must be around 10 months. She is the funniest little thing! Feel sorry for her mum! All the other babies play with the toys, and stay in the circle of mums. Her baby? No. She goes for absolutely everything that is not a toy. She goes for the phone connected to the speaker, the doors, the tables, the chairs, our shoes, jewellery.... There isn't much else in the room, but if there is, she's at it! She just doesn't sit still!

Her mum is running around after her constantly, while everyone else is sat down with their babies!

I have a strong feeling O might be just like this little girl soon enough....!!!

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FatimaLovesBread · 19/04/2013 13:10

Just tried in some of my bikinis and my massive flabby feeders won't fit in properly! wouldn't mind if they were big and perky but they're more like spaniels ears. Think when I stop feeding I'm going to have to roll them up in to my bra Grin
Has anybody got any flattering nursing bras? That don't make your boobs in to a monoboob that stretches round under your armpits

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