a joke for pedants

(34 Posts)
BeCool Thu 12-Sep-13 14:54:19

Q: How do you console someone with
bad grammar skills?

A: There, their, they're.

BOFster Wed 16-Jul-14 03:07:20
NutellaLawson Wed 16-Jul-14 02:11:13

You should only put a question mark at the end of a question, BOF. grin

BOFster Wed 16-Jul-14 01:11:56

Poor grammar skills rather than bad grammar skills, surely? <pedant to the end> grin

SconeRhymesWithGone Thu 12-Jun-14 01:54:13

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the ends of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Isabeller Thu 12-Jun-14 01:37:49

Ho,Hoe,Heau grin

DioneTheDiabolist Thu 12-Jun-14 01:37:22

Giggle.grin

I’ before ‘E,’ except after C. Weird.

DadDadDad Wed 11-Jun-14 09:22:29

Sorry, neil, the dots were just a lame attempt to create a pause to build suspense for my terrible punchline.

They're reading section S of the dictionary so they're up to "something" - the entry for something in the dictionary. And that's that joke killed.

dementedma Wed 11-Jun-14 07:18:32

Love these and will use them on my grammatically hopeless boss.

Optimist1 Wed 11-Jun-14 07:16:27

Some little gems there - thanks all!

neiljames77 Wed 11-Jun-14 05:37:07

No. You've lost me. At the risk of sounding like a tit, is it Morse code or something? Even if it is, it'll still need explaining to me. blush

DadDadDad Tue 10-Jun-14 22:44:39

Neil - you've just reminded me: I caught my children looking through the "S" section of the dictionary....

....

....

I think they're up to something.

neiljames77 Tue 10-Jun-14 16:28:32

I'd like to sincerely thank everyone who took the time to help me to understand the definition of the word multitude......... It means a lot.

edam Sun 22-Sep-13 23:39:54

How many pedants does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it, one to complain about a spelling error on the box it came in, and one to check the dictionary (lightbulb or light bulb?)!

sneezecakesmum Fri 20-Sep-13 20:23:13

grin to all 3

no need here for google smug bitch grin grin grin

BeCool Wed 18-Sep-13 10:41:01

grin
(I confess I had to google that one to get it Jeremiad)

Jeremiad Tue 17-Sep-13 19:02:59

Q. Who started the Pedants' Revolt?

A. Which Tyler.

nonmifairidere Tue 17-Sep-13 19:01:08

Pedantry and laughs - heaven.

PasswordProtected Mon 16-Sep-13 22:46:51

Wonderful!

Hassled Sat 14-Sep-13 20:22:37

Ha grin!

Cooroo Sat 14-Sep-13 20:21:46

Laughs all around. Thanks!

BeCool Fri 13-Sep-13 12:21:05

is there a handshake? wink

MrsJaqenHgar Fri 13-Sep-13 11:34:57

A fellow Popbitch subscriber grin

BIWI Fri 13-Sep-13 11:31:27

grin

Primrose123 Fri 13-Sep-13 11:30:33

I like that one. grin

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