Aaagh, I want to chew my own foot off at this FB status!

[sleepychunky]

My SIL's best friend, whom I know a bit as we have DCs the same age, has just posted this as part of a FB status

Most people have Reefs on their doors at Christmas....

Really? Do they? AAAAGGGGGHHHH!

[WankbadgersBauble]

Oh, dear me.
I have yet to put an underwater ecosystem on my front door, and have no plans of ever doing so.

[InMySpareTime]

My eye twitched as I read that.
Send her a dictionary for Christmas, or a picture of the Great Barrier Reef to put on her door...

[ElphabaTheGreen]

Did she even capitalise 'Reefs' herself to draw eye-bleeding attention to it, or was that your inclusion to make us even more uncomfortable?

[WinklyVersusTheZombies]

It could have been "most people have Reefs on there door's at Christmas"

Then you would have needed to chew off your whole leg

[AViewfromtheFridge]

Maybe in her neighbourhood they celebrate by decorating their front doors with orange-flavoured alcopops - 'tis the season to be jolly and all that jazz.

[confuddledDOTcom]

WinklyVersusTheZombies - I'm not sure if Christma's should have an apostrophe too?

[peachypips]

I wonder how many people pacifically have reefs on their doors at Christmas?

[HassledHasASledge]

Sometimes people smoke reefers at Christmas and listen to Bob Marley. Maybe that's what she meant.

[LindtReindeerLover]

lol @ WankbadgersBauble

OP I would have felt the same, poor grammar and spelling offend me more than bad language!

[sleepychunky]

Elphaba the capitalisation was hers...