What's the best thing your dc mispronounces?

[MoosMa]

My current favourite is DD1's attempt at octopus..... dottypoosh

[moodlumthehoodlum]

dd calls her little brother "my little bugger"!

[LoonyLyraLovegood]

DS2 calls sticky tape 'stippy tape'.

[peggotty]

DD's sandals are her 'plip plops'!!

[oooggs]

bomb-ar-toe = tomato (believe it or not )

[bigmouthstrikesagain]

Last year ds (now nearly 3) said tits cock instead of 6o'clock - he always said it was 6 o'clock if he saw a clock face or if he was asked 'what time is it?' - it was very difficult not to pee myself everytime he said it as I knew I shouldn't make a big deal!!

[oooggs]

that is ds1 -(not me )

[oops]

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[UCM]

snig-er-nawls for signals

Bianna for Rhianna

Eyebrowziz for eyebrows.

[tuppy]

When ds1 was tiny a squirrel was a diggle.
ds3 calls a helicopter a heligaga.

[fridayschild]

lol at moodlum's DD

the best I can do is DS2 calling scissors "sissus"

[TheDuchessOfFawkesBride]

p'jarf. For giraffe.

[silkcushion]

pmsl at titscock

[rantinghousewife]

Aww, this is sweet, my dc's are too old for this now but, dd used to call a radiator, a radiogator.

[bigmouthstrikesagain]

and ds said Dang-doo-do instead of train station. I miss his mispronunciations - but now have dd's to look forward too!

[puppydavies]

dd likes to play "am i an amilal or a vegbidle" guessing games.

[potoroo]

Bi-tch for bridge

[bigmouthstrikesagain]

Hopefully hers won't be x-rated!

[SweetyDarling]

Sister used to say Flutterbys for butterlies and cousin said Ugger Bugger for Kookaburra (Australian bird).
Other cousin was obsessed with trucks but called them Frucks which he would shout out every time he saw one on the road!
Fruck Fruck!!

[AbRoller]

When my brother was little he used to call his nostrils - snotrils

[tuppy]

How apt !

[furrycat]

Ds1 says "no piss Mummy" when I want to kiss him...Oh and he informed the whole bus that he "loved penis" He meant TWEENIES. I nearly died...

[ohsmellyjelly]

H once swore at tv calling someone a wanker, ds about 2 at the time repeated it but as "where car". We now use that instead

[Artichokes]

My little sister told her nursery that Mummywas crying because "Daddy is insane". Cue much concerned kindness towards my Mum. In fact Dad was "in Spain" on business.

[Blackduck]

Ds used to say 'happyadayyou' for 'Happy birthday to you'

[Mercy]

ds is 3 and recently told me he wanted to have 'wobbles' - turns out he meant waffles.

Also wanted to play with 'crispy' - finally worked out he meant frisbee.