You know you've spent too long on MN when.................

[DangerousBeans]

your children bring you a sandwich and a cup of tea to "keep you going"!

[suzycreamcheese]

lol DBeans
nice kids!

[Gizmo]

Now that's what I call parenting

Do your kids do delivery, DB?

[lissie]

pmsl

[DangerousBeans]

I'm sure they'll rustle up an entire three course meal for us all - if I stay on here long enough!

[pipsqueeke]

[JackieNo]

Lol - that's fab - send them round here too, please.

[DANCESwithDumbledore]

you've seen this thread title about 20 times before

[SanetJvv]

My 2,5 year old dd reached for the eggs and sugar and went outside to "bake a cake".
My 15 month old dd joined her.... she have an egg allergy....
My husband asked me where were you when this happened. Learned my lesson!!!!

[Budababe]

When you turn around and they have suddenly turned 18 and left home?

LOL at OP though - wonder when mine will do that?

[stepfordwife]

..you have to hotfoot it down the road to pick up ds1 and ds2 from school and dd from the cm because you're late.again. not a pretty sight without a sports bra to fetter the chesty dumplings, i can tell you...

[DangerousBeans]

LOL at "chesty dumplings".
Haven't heard that phrase for ages.

[GodzillasBumcheek]

...when your 9 year old turns round to you after you stifle a giggle, tuts, smiles patronizingly and says "what are the funny ladies on that website saying now???"

[MaureenMcGonagall]

When your dd's friend, (who is also my mindee) tries to contact dd on MSN and says 'Is that you online xx or is your mum on MN again!'

[DangerousBeans]

Your DH informs you that it is Saturday morning, and you started posting on Thursday afternoon.

[bundle]

..the quincyzappfugaboo has changed colours twice...