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so what do you call your ds thingummy?

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elasticbandstand · 26/05/2007 20:58

Grin
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elasticbandstand · 26/05/2007 20:59

or dc even

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kittylette · 26/05/2007 21:00

WTH is a thingummy?

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akaJamiesMum · 26/05/2007 21:00

DS pulls it out and shouts "Willleeeeee, willeeee - look Mummy"
Me: yes - very nice dear now put it away"

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kittylette · 26/05/2007 21:01

Willy here too

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winestein · 26/05/2007 21:02

I call it a pinky-ponky dinky-donky diddle-stick. That way, if there's ever a problem with it he will be able to explain to any sensible adult where the problem is

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 26/05/2007 21:02

I call it a parp.

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winestein · 26/05/2007 21:03

snort vvv

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kittylette · 26/05/2007 21:03

A woman in softplay loos asked her daughter if she had wiped her 'pussycat'? now THAT aint right

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akaJamiesMum · 26/05/2007 21:05

oh has this been done before vvv?

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 26/05/2007 21:09
Grin
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TheodoresMummy · 26/05/2007 21:57

DS looooves his 'Willy' .

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gegs73 · 26/05/2007 22:06

Willy

...however Mummy and girls have 'pony willies' absolutely NO idea where he got that from.

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TenaLady · 26/05/2007 22:07

Dinkle or bits and bobs or googlies.

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elasticbandstand · 26/05/2007 22:08

not a penis in sight!

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winestein · 26/05/2007 22:16


STOP THE THREAD!


PONY WILLIES ???


It's original, I'll give him that (based on around 500 threads!)
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TenaLady · 26/05/2007 22:17

lol at >

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winestein · 26/05/2007 22:18

(you speak for yourself Elasticbandstand. YOu don't know what we're looking at)

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kittypants · 26/05/2007 22:18

akajamiesmum.over and over again


willy.ds2-17 months has just discovered his and thinks its greatest thing ever!

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controlfreaky2 · 26/05/2007 22:19

i say penis. they say willy.

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foxinsocks · 26/05/2007 22:19

penis

that's what it is

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foxinsocks · 26/05/2007 22:19

they are sort of circular these threads

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elasticbandstand · 26/05/2007 22:20

wine

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IdrisTheDragon · 26/05/2007 22:20

Willy

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saadia · 26/05/2007 22:20

We used to call it his "bitsbots" but the other day he came home from school saying someone had kicked him there so I thought it was about time we used real names so I told him to say "privates".

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hunkermunker · 26/05/2007 22:21

Chesney.

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