Found this and think it answers a lot of questions on here!

(14 Posts)
blueblackdye Tue 08-Jan-13 19:51:20

So so so true ! Surely DS has memorised it and still does although he is now 4yo. Hopefully he won't pass it on to his sister, who is so far a good sleeper [touching wood] 5 months and sleeping through.

mysweetie Tue 08-Jan-13 04:22:23

lol.. luckily DD didn't know how to read..lol but I think my nephews even memorized the memo...lol

Pickles77 Sun 06-Jan-13 21:10:27

My dd helped write this didn't she?!

Tallgiraffe Sun 06-Jan-13 21:05:29

grin DS definitely got the memo too!

smicha Sun 06-Jan-13 20:00:50

Brilliant! DS is currently giggling as I try to give him his pre-bed feed so I think he knows I'm reading this grin

13Iggis Sun 06-Jan-13 19:42:31

grin

Loislane78 Sun 06-Jan-13 19:32:31

Brilliant LOL

JesusInTheCabbageVan Sun 06-Jan-13 15:38:36

grin Hopefully there's also one advising babies to let mummies 'sleep it out'.

SecrectFarleysNibbler Fri 04-Jan-13 22:54:50

On the floor laughing!!!

SuiGeneris Fri 04-Jan-13 22:49:54

Brilliant!

EleanorCuntBucket Fri 04-Jan-13 22:43:18

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HedgeHogGroup Fri 04-Jan-13 22:35:24

Oh Greige I feel for you!

Greige Fri 04-Jan-13 22:23:05

I think this got sent round as a memo - I'm pretty sure ds is following it to the letter

HedgeHogGroup Fri 04-Jan-13 20:43:33

I found this on a friend's FB and it made me laugh. I thought you would all appreciate it to!

Katys Breastfeeding Support
FOR ALL THOSE MUMS WHO ARE LACKING IN SLEEP . . . . READ THIS. IT MADE ME CHUCKLE!

How to Stop Mummy Sleeping Through the Night!

OK, here's my situation. My Mummy has had me for almost 7 months. The first few months were great. I cried, she picked me up and fed me, anytime, day or night. Then something happened.

Over the last few weeks, she has been trying to STTN (sleep through the night). At first, I thought it was just a phase, but it is only getting worse. I've talked to other babies, and it seems like its pretty common after Mummies have had us for around 6 months.

Here's the thing: these Mummies don't really need to sleep. Its just a habit. Many of them have had some 30 years to sleep and they just don't need it anymore. So I am implementing a plan. I call it the
Crybaby Shuffle. It goes like this:

Night 1: cry every 3 hours until you get fed. I know, its hard. Its hard to see your Mummy upset over your crying. Just keep reminding yourself, its for her own good.

Night 2: cry every 2 hours until you get fed.

Night 3: every hour. Most Mummies will start to respond more quickly after about 3 nights. Some Mummies are more alert, and may resist the change longer. These Mummies may stand in your doorway for hours, shhhh-ing. Don’t give in. I cannot stress this enough: CONSISTENCY IS KEY!! If you let her STTN (sleep through the night), just once, she will expect it every night. I KNOW ITS HARD! But she really doesn’t need the sleep, she’s just resisting the change.

If you have an especially alert Mummy, you can stop crying for about 10 minutes, just long enough for her to go back to bed and start to fall asleep. Then cry again. It WILL eventually work. My Mummy once stayed awake for 10 hours straight, so I know she can do it. Last night, I cried every hour. You just have to decide to stick to it and just go for it. BE CONSISTENT!

I cried for any reason I could come up with. My sleep sack tickled my foot. I felt a wrinkle under the sheet. My mobile made a shadow on the wall. I burped, and it tasted like pears. I hadn’t eaten pears since lunch, what’s up with that? The cat said "meow". I should know. My Mummy reminds me of this about 20 times a day. LOL. Once I cried just because I liked how it sounded when it echoed on the monitor in the other room. Too hot, too cold, just right - doesn’t matter! Keep crying!! It took awhile, but it worked. She fed me at 4am. Tomorrow night, my goal is 3:30am. You need to slowly shorten the interval between feedings in order to reset your Mummies internal clocks.

Sometimes my Mummy will call for reinforcements by sending in Daddy. Don’t worry, Daddies are not set up for not needing sleep the way Mummies are. They can only handle a few pats and shhing before they declare defeat and send in the Mummy.

Also, be wary of the sleep sheep with rain noises. I like to give Mummy false hope that listening to the rain puts me to sleep sometimes I pretend to close my eyes and be asleep and then wait until I know Mummy is settling back to sleep to spring a surprise cry attack. If she doesn’t get to me fast enough I follow up with my fake cough and gag noise that always has her running to the crib.

At some point I am positive she will start to realise that she really doesn’t really need sleep.

P.S. Don’t let those rubber things fool you, no matter how long you suck on them, no milk will come out. Trust me.

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