Help! I need to find the mum in the blue Renault Megane from Bracknell

[Ijskater]

I have something valuable that belongs to her... but all I know is she was in the Princess Square shopping centre in Bracknell last Weds and she drives a bright blue Renault Megane. She's slim, average height, pale with big eyes and dark straight hair. Brown eyes I think and a little baby...
If you know her would you email me with some kind of contact details, car registration, anything to be able to reach her...
This is a kind of experiment, I've never tried Mumsnet for something like this but you never know, someone out there may actually know her!
Thank you,
Ijskater

[Beauregard]

Who are you?
Derren Brown

[Saturn74]

I know her!

[BoysAreLikeZombies]

Tell us what you have of hers first

(titter at derren Brown)

[LadyOfRoffle]

oh, another one!

Maybe give it in to the police station if it's valuable... very very long shot you'd find her on here, I am yet to find another Bracknell MNer!

[Ijskater]

Hi HumphreyCushion, can you give me anything else? How do I go about getting in touch... Thanks.

[childrenofthecornsilk]

It's me. Send me the stuff.

[Saturn74]

Oh.... "pale with big eyes"?
The person I know is big with pale eyes.
My mistake!
Close though.

[Ijskater]

Once I returned someone's wallet with all their cash. I could have taken it to the shop's desk, but I thought it's cash, what if they say it was handed in empty, just with the drivers licence etc? So eventually I found the person and went to their house in Sunningdale. An octogenarian old man he said I restored his faith in the world! Bless him, he gave me wine.
Who were you looking for LadyOfRoffle?

[LadyOfRoffle]

I wasn't really looking for anyone, just have never come across anyone from here. Well, there could be alot but I don't know 'em

[childrenofthecornsilk]

pmsl at Humphrey

[Ijskater]

HumphreyCushion, yes she's sort of very pale yet dark haired, dark brown, nearly black. With big expressive eyes, which I think they are brown...

[childrenofthecornsilk]

Was it that Spanish bird from the X factor?

[Ijskater]

what the heck is pmsl? obviously not web-wise

[childrenofthecornsilk]

It means - post me stuff lady

[LadyOfRoffle]

Pissing MySelf Laughing

[Ijskater]

you girls are just finding this funny, well glad to be of entertainment, but I am serious. Please...

[LadyOfRoffle]

Roffle

[Ijskater]

pmsl

[childrenofthecornsilk]

Tell us what you've got and we'll help you.

[childrenofthecornsilk]

Did you nick her car?

[Ijskater]

LadyOfRoffle, I know friends that have "hooked up" in Mumsnet in Wokingham and meet regularly. I did say it was an experiment... Do you mean you never been or heard of Bracknell? You are missing the southeast best kept secret!

[LadyOfRoffle]

Know it? I am sitting in it! I mean I have yet to meet a fellow Bracknell mumsnetter. Southeasts best kept secret

[Ijskater]

Did not think they were so rare in Bracknell. I consider myself one, but I don't technically live in B.