Just call me "pisshead"....

[ScummyMummy]

No, I'm not talking about all the wine I imbibed at the meet-up...

I'm talking about the consequences of putting your sweetly sleeping child into bed fully clothed so as not to wake him. And how profoundly disasterous those consequences can be if his Nana has just bought him a new belt, of which he is inordinately proud and has insisted on wearing all day and is therefore wearing in bed...

6am this morning- said small boy climbs onto our bed and stands next to my pillow bouncing up and down, saying "Mummy, Mummy, I need a wee!" From slumberous depths I mutter something about fetching a potty. "No Mummy, I've got a potty. But I can't undo my belt! Oh dear, too late- it's started."

That was all I heard before my face and hair were deluged with warm piss.

[Joe1]

LOL and lots of giggling

[Joe1]

Dont let your dh get a new belt

[Enid]

Lol!

[cherry]

ROFL that cheered me up

[Rhubarb]

Best laugh I've had all day! Thanks Scummymummy, good job you can see the funny side of it now!

[Twink]

Sorry ScummyMummy that was very funny ! I thought my dd was chief candidate for adoption today (tongue firmly in cheek !) as my day has revolved around 'I DON'T WANT TO' mostly for no obvious reason but that gem has put your ds into prime place !

[jenny2998]

RFLOL, thanks, that made my day (o i am so sad...)

[WideWebWitch]

Thanks for that scummy, the image will stay with me for a long time...

[SueDonim]

Tee hee, Scummy - they say a shower is a refreshing way to start the day!

[mollipops]

Love is...going to mummy's side of the bed first...

PS Hide that belt!!!

[Marina]

Could not agree more Mollipops
Thanks ScummyMummy for a really good laugh coupled with profound relief that it wasn't me (although I have had to pick tuna and spinach sick out of my face and hair at 3am before and I didn't provide the vomit).