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Male Version of Valentines Day

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Bumblelion · 07/03/2002 17:30

This did make me laugh ... I need all the laughs I can get in my life at the moment. Hope I don't offend anyone - it is all said in a light hearted manner.

Apparently, after Valentines Day, men have now decided to have a National Blwjb day which, this year, is to be held on 20th March.

Every 14th February men get the chance to display their fondness for their woman by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines
Day men rack their brains for that one special, unique gift that will show their wife or girlfriend that they really love them more than anything.

Apparently, guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when they get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blwjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so your ladies
finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday
explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Bl
wjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and
help bring love and peace to this crazy world.



The funny thing, the only valentines day cards I got this year were "virtual" vards sent via e-mail so the only blwjbs I will be giving this year will be "virtual" ones.

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