i need my adjustable spanner.....

[Donbean]

Dropping ds off at play school yesterday morning, trotting along beside me saying "i need my adjustable spanner to do my work at play school".
Dare not ask the staff, can any one on here tell me exsactly what kids do in play school that warrants the need for an adjustable spanner?

[Lucyfercat]

spot of plumbing? If he's any good could I hire him for the afternoon as I've got a leaky bath tap?

[auntymandy]

when you leave they round up the staff and put them in a cage that is fastened with many different sized nuts so the staff wont have the right sized spanner to open it!

[Donbean]

ok, so, these cages, are they available to the general public via Argos or similar for the locking up of 2 year olds.
Are they sound proof and is there a small hatch in them for the passing of food?

[auntymandy]

No good as all 2 year olds know they need an adjustable spanner!!!!

[Donbean]

Damn Bob the builder, Damn him to hell......

[LadyDragonOfSoup]

... but not all 2 year olds have an adjustable spanner.

[auntymandy]

oh yes they do its in their secret, 'how to win one over on mummy kit' they seem to all have, wish I knew where it was kept!