The Mumsnet Degree

[isthatporridgeinyourhair]

A dead cert would be; The Life and Works of Jilly Cooper.

So if there was a degree in Mumsnet what would you put on the syllabus?

[Flisspaps]

Steven Gerrard life drawing course

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Friday afternoon - double gin.

[5inthebackofthenet]

Cooking with wine

[MmeLindt]

One handed playdough modelling course

[notwavingjustironing]

IT Skills - MN'ing whilst simultaneously booking an online shop, and assisting with homework.

[sethstarkaddersmum]

Applied Snobbery

I am thinking the AIBU classes would be really really fun.

[LostArtofKeepingASecret]

Building a lego fire-fecking-engine without the instructions.

[darkandstormy]

thesis on the life and times of mr maker.

[trilliAnasTra]

Linking.

It's not difficult.

[isthatporridgeinyourhair]

You could combine subjects so fr'instance AIBU with Applied Snobbery and Friday Afternoon Drinking. Friday Afternoon Drinking and One Handed Playdough Modelling? Friday Afternoon drinking could combine with most subjects.

[Jamieandhismagictorch]

Crossing out.

It takes tenacity and an over inflated sense of one's own utter hilariousness

[fruitshootsandheaves]

you must be feeding a baby at all times during the writing of your dissertation.

[isthatporridgeinyourhair]

He he.

How to find the Friday Night Bumsex threads obviously.

[frakkit]

Compulsory English spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Failure of this course will result in NO DEGREE!

[QSincognitoErgoSum]

Avoiding Bumsex

[StarOfValkyrie]

Passive agression training and the appropriate use of smileys!

[isthatporridgeinyourhair]

Frakkit - this could combine with elements of Pedant's Corner.

Moldie identification and advanced use of spreadsheets?

[frakkit]

Aspects of name-changing to include recognition of posting styles, inventive name changes, seasonal variation and name-change tracking.

[comewhinewithme]

Troll spotting.

[MmeLindt]

How to Namechange without Outing Oneself

Guest lecturer: UCM

[SacharissaCripslock]

Cod spotting.

[ShowOfHands]

I won't be attending classes as the baby ate my homework. I'll be round the back of the bikesheds with bof and reality. Good luck swots.

[Shaz10]

Judgey Pants Sewing.

[notwavingjustironing]

Competitive Cupcaking for Beginners

[Portofino]

Lentil Weaving