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I seem to have had an accident

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FanjoFiasco · 16/06/2009 21:34

oh god. I have injured my fanjo. I am not going to ring NHS direct - I can't! Help!

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KittyWalker · 16/06/2009 21:34

What have you done? Are you ok?

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nickytwotimes · 16/06/2009 21:35

How?
Explain the nature of your injuries my dear.

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ThePhantomPlopper · 16/06/2009 21:35

What have you done?

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FanjoFiasco · 16/06/2009 21:36

It is an internal injury. I am looking through the medicine cabinet for anything that can be used in that region.

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cornsilk · 16/06/2009 21:36

Mooncup casualty?

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PacificDogwood · 16/06/2009 21:36

What on earth happened??

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EccentricaGallumbits · 16/06/2009 21:37

ouch.

how? and what?

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FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 16/06/2009 21:37

Don't put cream there dear, it'll sting like hell. What have you done?

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PacificDogwood · 16/06/2009 21:37

"I am looking through the medicine cabinet for anything that can be used in that region."

Would a tampon stem the blood flow?

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FanjoFiasco · 16/06/2009 21:38

DH and I engaged in some...activities and it all went horribly wrong. Ok my medicinal choices are vaseline or natural yoghurt? Which should I use?

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PacificDogwood · 16/06/2009 21:38

Ice pack??

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cornsilk · 16/06/2009 21:39

sALT bath

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psychomum5 · 16/06/2009 21:39

did you have a shaving injury??

or waxing???

ooh, you got wax stucj to your fragile area and got into the bath, the wax stuck to the bath, you got out and........

OMG

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ThePhantomPlopper · 16/06/2009 21:39

Have a warm bath, don't shove anything up there.

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kormachameleon · 16/06/2009 21:39

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Disenchanted3 · 16/06/2009 21:39

Sexual activities?? On a week day??

TROLL!!

Haha, just kiddin

What exactly happened??

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bargainhuntingbetty · 16/06/2009 21:39

We need more info before we can offer advice

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ThePhantomPlopper · 16/06/2009 21:39

Ha. Who was it who stuck themselves to the bath? That was hilarious.

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EccentricaGallumbits · 16/06/2009 21:40

vaseline.

how? how? mind boggling..... and ice pack,

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OrmIrian · 16/06/2009 21:41

Can't advise until we know what happened. 'Activities' doesn't cut it (excuse the pun). What did you do FGS!

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BCNS · 16/06/2009 21:41

is anything stuck up there??.. cut or torn.. or is it more mucsly?

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FanjoFiasco · 16/06/2009 21:42

I don't really want to shove anything else up there, I fear somethings stuck and thats whats causing the pain. I thought vaseline may lubricate and the yoghurt might nurture?

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Jaquelinehyde · 16/06/2009 21:42

We must know what happened, you can't leave us hanging like this?

My mind is going to places I'm not comfortable with.

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SlartyBartFast · 16/06/2009 21:42

yoghurt might be cooling,

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ThePhantomPlopper · 16/06/2009 21:43

What the were you putting up there in the first place?

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