The best ever Mumsnet SONGS, Mumsnet Rhapsody etc, can we add them here?

[milliways]

MUMSNET RHAPSODY (surely worth a place in the hall of fame?

Is this real life? Is this just fantasy.. Caught in a school run
No escape from domesticity
Force open your eyes
Look up to the skies... and Scream

I'm just a housewife
I need no sympathy
so it's easy come easy go
No return from this we know
Anyway the wind blows
they always want lifts home from me....from me...

Mama I need a drink,
Not water only Juice
In my green cup don't want blue
Mama I've just stubbed my thumb
And now I've gone and lost my highchair tray!

Mama - waaaaaaah
I know I always cry,
You sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a brat Scaramouch scaramouch will you drink your bl**dy tango
Tikkabilla's frightening
Very, very frightening,
see Wacky Warehouse...waccky warehouse Wacky Warehouse, take me there

Bala-mo-ry would you like to go?! (like to go?)
Bala-mo-ry would you like to know?! (like to know?)

They're just two poor boys
Who think nobody loves them
Staring all night at some pork sausages Bismillah!
No - we will not let you go -
let him go
Bismillah!
We will not let you go -
let him go
Bismillah!
We will not let you go -
let me go
Oh no it's SWMNBM
Oh no not SWMNBM!
Come on SWMNBM let me go!

Oh mama mia, mama mia,
mama mia let me go
And Annabel has a blender put aside for meeeee for meeeeee, for meeeeeeeee
(OR
Beelzebub gave a devil of a son to meeee, to meeee, to meeeeeeeee for meeeeeeeeeeeeee)

So you think you can spit apple mush in my eye?
So you think you can scoff bits of cake on the sly?
OOoooooooooo baby,
don't ask why again baby,
Your curious mind,
is giving me a kind,
of a migraine

How can I love you and yet feel that I want to die
ooooh baby -- need some sleep tonight baby
Can't get up at 3am anymore ...

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah You are all that matters Anyone can see
You are all that matters - You are all that matters to me
Anyway the wind blows..

[milliways]

And wih Christmas coming.....

Mumsnet Wonderland

Door bell rings, we?re not listening
in the glass wine is glistening
A beautiful sight we're happy tonight
Typing in a Mumsnet wonderland

Gone away to a meet up
or sat here withour feet up
We make up cr*p songs
as we go along
Typing in a Mumsnet wonderland

Mumsnetters of many many nations
Are watching all the namechangers like hawks
And over there in active conversations
They're arguing on feeding babe with norks

Later on we'll go moony
as we dream of George Clooney
And face unafraid
Parenting mistakes we've made
Typing in a Mumsnet wonderland

Parps aplenty echo through the night air
but even if we know we shouldn't post
we can't help ourselves and we'll be right there
For mumsnet is the place we love the most

Gone away is the figure
Here to stay something bigger
We can learn to kickbox
or drink wine and eat chocs
wobbling in a mumsnet winterland
Typing in a Mumsnet wonderland
Typing in a Mumsnet wonderland

[lilolilmanchester]

FANTASTIC both of you!!!

[milliways]

Er, I had nothing to do with creation of the Rhapsody, just love it!

Did help with the Wonderland though. Loads more Christmas songs stored, must dig them out!

Who else has saved their MN songs?

[lilolilmanchester]

sshh, no-one need know! Still fab whoever did it and not seen a MNet song thread before - relative newbie I suppose!

[CountessDracula]

I think we need the original threads where these songs were devised

[Tech]

Ahem.....

Caught in a school run
No escape from domesticity


Wouldn't "No escape from the drudgery" scan better? (ducks).

[CountessDracula]

OI tech
I thought you were ill!

Hope you are better, please pretty please can you help me out \link{http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/1374/394919?stamp=070925172959 \here?}

[BlindBint]

There was one we were trying to do on the chat boards a few weeks ago, to the tune of "Rockstar" by Nickelback...

something like having NHS direct on your phone speed dial, and many good gems like that.

[mummyjenjen]

just made a new one up to dont stop me now by queen hope you like it!

to-o-o-night im gunna have myself so-o-me me time
i feel so ti-i-i-ired
and the ki-i-i-ds the kids are in bed yeah!
ive been running around all damn day
so dont stop me now , dont stop me now
cos im having some me time having some me time

im a supermum living for my kids
like a zombie trying to fight off exhaustion
Im a taxi cab got to get to school cant be la-a-ate
ive got to go go go
i should char-r-ge them

im knackard and stressed out yeah!
two hundred nappies
why is it always right up his le-e-gs
oh no hes we-e-e-ing on my knee-e-e
ive had to make a supersonic mum out of me

dont stop me now im having so-o-me me time
just pass me the wine
dont stop me now
tommorow ive got to clean n cook got to do it all-l-l
dont stop me now (im having some me time)
dont stop me now(gotta love that me time!)
this time is al-l-l mi-i-ne

Ive become a cook trying to wean my son
its a messy job
its absolutly everywhere its all up the walls
hes teething and moaning all the time
like a little sod im gunna
oh oh oh oh explode

im knackared and stressed out yeah
two huundred nappies
why is it allways right up his le-e-gs
oh no hes we-e-e-e-ing on my kne-e-e
ive had to make a supersonic mum out of me

dont stop me dont stop me dont stop me
hey hey hey
dont stop me dont stop me
ooh ooh ooh (i like it)
dont stop me have some me time some me time
dont stop me dont stop me
ooh ooh alright

im knackard and stressed out yeah
two hundred napies
why is it always right up his le-e-e-gs
oh no hes w-e-e-e-ing on my kne-e-e
ive had to make a supersonic mum out of me

dont stop me now im having some me time
just pass me the wine
dont stop me now
tommorrow ive got to cook n clean got to do it all
dont stop me now (cos im having some me time)
dont stop me now(gotta love that me time)
this time is al-l-l-l mi-i-i-i-ne!

lalalalala
lalalala
lalalalalala
lalala
lalalalalala

[mummyjenjen]

please let me know what you think!

[BEAUTlFUL]

"Gone away is the figure
Here to stay something bigger"

Genius. I'm so impressed with both songs!