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SO how many of you have a 'zombie plan'?

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TheArmadillo · 19/04/2007 21:30

hve been forced to ask this by dp and lodger.

If zombies happened what would you do?

I don't have one - apparently this is unusual Have never even considered it.

SO do you have a zombie plan?

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MrsBadger · 19/04/2007 21:32

no
but we have a 'Day After Tomorrow' type flood plan...

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lulumama · 19/04/2007 21:32

are your DP and lodger very very very drunk???


judging by horror movies i have seen..i would run around in a skimpy vest and knickers,looking helpless and screaming !

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JackieNo · 19/04/2007 21:33

No - never thought about zombies. I did have vague thoughts about stocking up on canned food around the millennium, but never got round to doing anything. Just as well nothing happened, really.

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MuminBrum · 19/04/2007 21:33

What, as in Sean of the Dead?

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PeachesMcLean · 19/04/2007 21:34

LOL Lulumama, would I also miraculously revert to being a size 10 with pert norks? Bring on the zombies!

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fireflyfairy2 · 19/04/2007 21:34

I'd run up the stairs.

I'd run towards the killer.

I'd trap myself on the roof, in the rain, with a phone with hardly any battery left.

Actually, I haven't got a zombie plan

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TheArmadillo · 19/04/2007 21:35

unfortunately not drunk just ranting.

So apparently zombies are so much more likely than 'day after tomorrow' senario.

Lulumama - apparently you would die quite quickly.

Oh god they are still discussing it. Pity me, I can't shut the voices out.

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Avalon · 19/04/2007 21:36

Of course!

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TheArmadillo · 19/04/2007 21:37

please please don't let this encourage you to make one.

These people should not be allowed to influence anyone. Believe me you would know that if you met them.

At least they're funny (though not as much as they think)

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Kelly1978 · 19/04/2007 21:37

I think my mum does. Her spare room is full of bog roll and bottles of water. My dad had to stop her hoarding the water because he was getting worried as to whether the floor would hold.

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Boco · 19/04/2007 21:37

It's fine, if you hit a zombie with a stick they pretty much crumple and break in half. I have 2 brooms.

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incognitally · 19/04/2007 21:38

yes we have a zombie plan

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TheArmadillo · 19/04/2007 21:39

boco pmsl.

Unfortunately that has spawned discussion over 'classic' and non-classic zombies.

I may go to bed.

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DrunkenSailor · 19/04/2007 21:41

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WideWebWitch · 19/04/2007 21:42

Er no
except to pretend like in Sean of the Dead.

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WideWebWitch · 19/04/2007 21:43

lolol ff2!

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lucykate · 19/04/2007 21:45

this is one thread title i never thought i'd see on mumsnet!

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FrannyandZooey · 19/04/2007 21:45

I just asked dp

"if zombies happened..."

He looked angry and said "Is this something to do with Mumsnet by any chance?"



he doesn't seem to think having a zombie plan is normal, FWIW

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Malaleche · 19/04/2007 21:45

oh good, this thread has made me chuckle aloud

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Malaleche · 19/04/2007 21:46

now pmsl at franny

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Malaleche · 19/04/2007 21:46

(first time ive done that on mn, pmsl i mean)

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Furball · 19/04/2007 21:47

not a zombie plan but my brother and I had a cyberman plan. My brother was going to grab his handles on his head and I had to pull his zip down!!

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Malaleche · 19/04/2007 21:47

i mean typed it, oh bog off malaleche you're being especially unmemorable tonight

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madamez · 19/04/2007 21:48

And I thought it was just me that occaisionally, in idle moments, rehearsed scenarios for getting me and DS out of the house, out of town and to some or other place of zombie-free safety...

Mind you, where I live, it's quite possible that zombies have already happened and are less of a threat than we thought. This could be the reason why service is so slooooooow in fast food outlets and supermarkets. Oh, and that's why the smell is there, too


I haven't even had a drink tonight y'know.

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mytwopenceworth · 19/04/2007 21:48

can you post me a bit of what they're having?

thank you.

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