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The Ghhhhoooooooosty beard.

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hellymelly · 09/08/2013 23:32

Here it is folks..

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BehindLockNumberNine · 09/08/2013 23:34

I just laughed out loud at that and woke dh up!! You definitely have a full tache and beard!! And no feet!
Fantastic, absolutely fantastic!!

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hellymelly · 09/08/2013 23:34

I actually looked like this (taken a few minutes later)

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BehindLockNumberNine · 09/08/2013 23:35

Now, see, in that second picture you are bloody stunning!! (in the first one too if one is into bearded, footless ladies)

Where are your feet in the first picture?

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SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 09/08/2013 23:35

I cant zoom Sad

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BehindLockNumberNine · 09/08/2013 23:37

I just double clicked on the message which enlarges it. I can not zoom either but enlarging the picture is just enough to identify a coppery moustache and bear...

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BehindLockNumberNine · 09/08/2013 23:37

d!!

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SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 09/08/2013 23:38

Did it!

Must say that beard and moustache is quite something.

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hellymelly · 09/08/2013 23:41

Exactly, the beard is ginger!!! And now I am even more freaked out about my feet, where are they? I look like I'm floating .

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BramblyHedge · 09/08/2013 23:44

That is so creepy

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seasalt · 09/08/2013 23:46

oooh that is weird!

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expatinscotland · 09/08/2013 23:49

And I had to click on this right before bed!

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hellymelly · 09/08/2013 23:50

I hope it was worth the wait, am off to bed now, rather spooked, as in the actual picture it is sharper and really looks like someone elses face.

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hellymelly · 09/08/2013 23:50

expat, you are the spook expert, what do you reckon?

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mrscumberbatch · 09/08/2013 23:51

That is one of the oddest things!

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BramblyHedge · 09/08/2013 23:52

Tbh the lack of feet is creeping me out more than the beard

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hellymelly · 09/08/2013 23:55

I thought maybe my feet were behind the grass, but the grass was very short (sheep there). The skirt is long, but hits at the ankle, as you can see in pic 2. Uggh, I don't like the missing feet at all.

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BehindLockNumberNine · 09/08/2013 23:58

I keep coming back to this, it is an absolutely fascinating photo. I am sure there is a very rational, sane, technical explanation.

But perhaps, just perhaps, it was a quick time-slip-esque glimpse into the future when all women grow beards and master the art of hovering....

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Quaffle · 10/08/2013 00:38

That's brilliant and so bizarre!

Hundreds of years ago a bloke reluctantly shaved his beard off at the urging of his wife who only wanted him for his money. She subsequently blackmailed a villager into murdering her husband and they buried him in the woods. His body was never found and to this day his beard still wanders the woods, sadly searching for its owner. From time to time it attaches itself to a passing face in the hope of finding a new home. But it's never the same :(

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kreecherlivesupstairs · 10/08/2013 00:44

Confused have I stumbled into some strange doesn't make any sense to me area of MN? or am I just uber stressed about our move, flight tickets, hotel...

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GibberTheMonkey · 10/08/2013 00:49

I saw the word beards and came running but am no wiser

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GibberTheMonkey · 10/08/2013 00:50

Ah
I left the app
It's starting to get clearer

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GibberTheMonkey · 10/08/2013 00:52

Ah
I left the app
It's starting to get clearer

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ExasperatedSigh · 10/08/2013 06:31

Can't see it properly on my phone. I will have to fire up the laptop later. I need the ghost beard fix.

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FruOla · 10/08/2013 06:57

That is just the weirdest photo Shock. You look nothing like you in the second photo.

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FrancesDeLaTourCoughngIntoABin · 10/08/2013 07:04

That is brilliant :o
I suspect the person who took it had the hand shakes? So your "beard" is actually your face, blurry
Very odd though
Or did you just nip behind a tree and veet yourself in between pics 1 and 2?

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