House rules I forgot to make.

(414 Posts)
CadleCrap Sun 28-Apr-13 09:23:33

Don't comb the soap. hmm

RhondaJean Sun 28-Apr-13 09:26:08

Not one I would necessarily have thought of either...

HunterWellies Sun 28-Apr-13 09:27:06

No wellies in the toilet bowl.

RedBushedT Sun 28-Apr-13 09:29:02

don't wipe your nose on the duvet

WitchOfEndor Sun 28-Apr-13 09:32:18

Don't crumble egg yolk on the living room carpet for the dog to eat.

Thankfully DDog is very thorough!

MortifiedAdams Sun 28-Apr-13 09:34:49

Dont store your jigsaw pieces in my cup of tea.

TallulahTwinkle Sun 28-Apr-13 09:35:30

Knickers must be worn at the dinner table hmm

BumpingFuglies Sun 28-Apr-13 09:48:22

Do not allow DC to watch Mamma Mia. It will be sung to you ad nauseum for 12 months.

Bearfrills Sun 28-Apr-13 09:48:35

Trousers must be up at the shops.

Don't lick your sister.

Don't lick your brother.

Standing-up wees are fine but there is no such thing as a standing-up poo.

Stop staring out the window everytime the neighbours go in or out.

Worms and slugs are not pets. They can't live here.

Charleymouse Sun 28-Apr-13 09:56:46

Don't drop your condom wrapper in your drink at the side of the bed!

DH just told me this one, he also drank said drink and apparently it tasted disgusting. grin

SheepCantFly Sun 28-Apr-13 09:59:01

The dog doesn't want to smell your bottom. I know it looks like he does but he really doesn't.
Stop tying knots in the bathroom light switch cord while you're on the loo!
Don't put your brother in the toy box.
Don't put the dog in the wardrobe.
Don't let the chickens into the kitchen.
Stop trying to ride the chickens.
LEAVE THE CHICKENS ALONE!

alienbanana Sun 28-Apr-13 10:03:08

Don't feed the rats pom poms

alienbanana Sun 28-Apr-13 10:03:51

Lego people do not live in the fridge. They defnitely don't go on holiday in the washing machine

alienbanana Sun 28-Apr-13 10:04:22

grin shock at 'standing up poo'

alienbanana Sun 28-Apr-13 10:04:55

Worms left in your pocket will not survive

CadleCrap Sun 28-Apr-13 10:08:12

Please do not pick MY nose

alienbanana Sun 28-Apr-13 10:10:53

The cat does not wear lipstick.

Stop sharing everything you eat & drink with the cats confused
Please stop changing your clothes every time they get cold

NeoMaxiZoomDweebie Sun 28-Apr-13 10:20:11

Do not invite the lady from next door in to look at the "massive poo" you did.

mindalina Sun 28-Apr-13 10:24:18

Don't put your willy in your yoghurt.

BrennieGirl Sun 28-Apr-13 10:29:41

Don't wipe your bogies on your bedroom wall.
Do not pick up the cat every single time you pass him.
Bedrooms have to be tidied because I said so and yes it does have be YOU who tidies YOUR bedroom.

alienbanana Sun 28-Apr-13 12:23:52

Please don't pull the leaves off all my plants to make a salad for your teddies

<wail>

Spikeinhiscoat Sun 28-Apr-13 12:32:02

Lightsabre fights should not be reenacted loudly at 5:30 am (or preferably at all)

JollyPurpleGiant Sun 28-Apr-13 13:19:38

Do not smell cars.

alienbanana Sun 28-Apr-13 13:52:32

Banana is not a hair product.

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