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BODEN the endless threads about quality. These have been around since Dawn of time.

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Fregley · 26/01/2012 16:48

In the Beginning there was the word and the word was with johnny. And the word was johnny.

Through him all clothes were made; without him nothing was made that was of bad quality.


In him was sass and that sass was the light of women.

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WhereTheWildThingsWere · 26/01/2012 16:53

and on the first day he invented applique and he saw that it was good.

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Fregley · 26/01/2012 17:06

On the second day he matched lurid colours together and saw it wasngood.

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PosieParker · 26/01/2012 17:07

On the third day he mixed fabrics and threw them together throughout his range....

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wildfig · 26/01/2012 17:53

On the fourth day, he befrilled a skirt and behold, it was 'sassy'.

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SuePurblybilt · 26/01/2012 17:55

And Lo! there was Hotch and later, Potch. Verily, Hotch begot Potch and the issue was eyewatering colourful.

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Fregley · 26/01/2012 18:02

on the fith day he invented " the sixties style" and scattered it everywhere.

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slalomsuki · 26/01/2012 18:38

On the sixth day he proclaimed, " let there be everyday, essential and party to lead the way"

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dreamingofsun · 26/01/2012 19:21

on the seventh day Simone said 'how do you feel about men with ginger hair?'

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mamijacacalys · 26/01/2012 19:36

And verrily Adam became vexed by Eve's apple print top in scarlet melange

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Dollydowser · 26/01/2012 19:37

You forgot the melange.

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Bienchen · 26/01/2012 19:45

And season after season of shoes with kitten heels...

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lifesalongsong · 26/01/2012 20:07

Who is Dawn, is she a freind of Sharon's?

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Fregley · 26/01/2012 20:15

LOLOLOL at Simone

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Fregley · 26/01/2012 20:16

The lord looked around and knew something was missing.
Men with beards.

Lo. He created them

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Emo76 · 26/01/2012 20:18

On the first day of the second week he dealt with all the returns which had been sent

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Fregley · 26/01/2012 20:19

On the eleventh day he scattered 10% off and free returns to the righteous.

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Emo76 · 26/01/2012 20:20

On the second day of the second week he decreed you can only be or have FUN if you are wearing a FUN cardi.

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WhereTheWildThingsWere · 26/01/2012 20:20

And then in a moment of divine brilliance, he created the discount count.

And there was much rejoicing.

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MeSugar · 26/01/2012 20:20

And when Jamie, the issue of Hotch and Potch, reached his ninth year he placed his boardshorts upon him and uttered his yukkiest food to be peas.

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Fregley · 26/01/2012 20:22

And god gathered the customers afore him. And seoerated them to the left and the right. The goat hide to the left and the lambs wool to the right.

And he spaketh
"you have clothed me when I was naked and visited my site of web, you shall ascend into bode-heaven"

And he looketh at the goats.
"you forsook me for Zara and their long legged items of temptation.you shall burn in hell"

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WhereTheWildThingsWere · 26/01/2012 20:22

Lol at count code, fingers faster than brain (not difficult).

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Fregley · 26/01/2012 20:23

Lol at dis count

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SixtyFootDoll · 26/01/2012 20:23

Have you been sniffing tippex again?

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WhereTheWildThingsWere · 26/01/2012 20:24

And as he spoke, the heavens rained down tears upon his followers and unto them the Rainy Day Mac was born.

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MeSugar · 26/01/2012 20:25

And it was proclaimed that all had to go to the town of their birth to be discounted, and those that were architects should wear of the shirts.

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