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Ode to Brian cox

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CockyPants · 19/01/2012 13:24

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

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deedledum · 19/01/2012 13:26

No! I cannot abide his voice, it makes me shudder. And his hair is too much.

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SarahStratton · 19/01/2012 13:27

Brian Cox
With your rubbery gob
All that spittle
and flying flob
Dunlop tyre face.

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BobblyGussets · 19/01/2012 13:28

Brian Cox is not for me,

his lips too squishy,

don't you agree?

Although I am sure he is very nice,

I don't fancy a slice.

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iklboo · 19/01/2012 13:28

Nice!! To Benedict Cumberbatch:

Oh Benedict, Oh Benedict
Tell me what are the benefits
Of dying ginger auburn hair black
And fending off a Moriarty attack
Just to jump off a bleeding roof?
(We know you're not dead, we've got proof)
Have you something against Martin's 'Dr Watson'?
Well, we forgive you
You're bloody hot, son!

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Fo0ffyShmo0ffer · 19/01/2012 13:28

Thanks Stratters Grin

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BobblyGussets · 19/01/2012 13:30

Paul Holywood should,

keep his eclair away from me,

even for a Biscuit, I don't think I could.

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SarahStratton · 19/01/2012 13:33

Grin



No Cumberbatch
Gets near my snatch
Benedict ginge
Keep off my minge
You creepy shite.

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deedledum · 19/01/2012 13:33

Now Benedict I can get lyrical about.

Benedict Cumberbatch
With your lucious thatch
of curls so black
and lips that smack
Solving every mystery
you are the one for me

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SarahStratton · 19/01/2012 13:35

Now Hollywood
Is a silver fox
He could whip up a cream cake
For my box tea.
Anytime.

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CockyPants · 19/01/2012 13:49

Nature Chris from green balloon club on cbeebies


Nature Chris
Nature Chris
Even tho' you're a ginger
You're no minger....


Fancy a shag??

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CockyPants · 19/01/2012 13:51

Rupert Everett

Wot a pity you are gay.
Bet I could get you to change your mind...

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ExitPursuedByaBear · 19/01/2012 13:54

Oh Brian Oh Brian
With you I?d go flyin
The stars?d shine
If you?d be mine
Let planets soar
I'd be your whore
The moon the moon
Swoon.

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WowOoo · 19/01/2012 13:56

Grin

Oh Strange from the Killing,
Would you be willing
to shag me on the stair?
My husband won't mind,
he's really quite kind and
i hope you don't mind that he's there.

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BupcakesandCuntWorms · 19/01/2012 13:58

Brian, oh Brian,
Do you fanncy a shag,
I'd even let you do me up the arse.

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CockyPants · 19/01/2012 13:58

Dermot murnaghan

Your name is hard to spell
But hey I'd shag you as well!

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LadyWellian · 19/01/2012 13:59

John Simm
It was with shock
That I read on the other thread
that you are a cock

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BadTasteFlump · 19/01/2012 14:03

Brian Cox
Oh why oh why
Does everyone in the Universe (geddit?)
Fancy you - apart from me?
Do I have something missing
That I don't lust after your annoying winey voice
And rubbish hair
And piggy eyes on a nothing face
At a push
I think I would rather do Patrick Moore
Unles he's dead of course
In which case sorry Smile

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CockyPants · 19/01/2012 14:05

I went to uni with Brian sex on a stick cox

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cocolepew · 19/01/2012 14:07

Oh Bradley Cooper, Bradley Cooper,
You're so very handsome
I'd even let you do it up my pooper.

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CockyPants · 19/01/2012 14:07

Ben fogle
For you I'd bogle
All the way to Ann summers
And say loudly
Can I have a tube of your grow it big cream please?

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CockyPants · 19/01/2012 14:08

Monty don
Get out your big fork
And give my borders
A good turning over

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SarahStratton · 19/01/2012 14:09

Hugh Fearnly Thingywhittingstall
You are a dirty grub
With you I could not do the deed
at all
Not even after a scrub

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CockyPants · 19/01/2012 14:09

And while you're at it my bush could do with a trim...

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CockyPants · 19/01/2012 14:11

Colin firth
May I check out your girth?
Promise I won't be overcome with mirth
If you'd come all over me...

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