My feed
Premium
Please
or
to access all these features

Use our Single Parent forum to speak to other parents raising a child alone.

Lone parents

Can u all will xp to sod off home please

38 replies

nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:15

Cos if i have to sit here making falsley pleasant crap convsation any longer I will scream.

Ta muchly.

OP posts:
Report
suezee · 20/07/2007 17:17

lol, piss off xp she doesnt want to speak to u

Report
nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:19

LOL that made me chuckle so he asked me what I was laughing at.

He keeps telling me crap that I am so not interested in at all.

OP posts:
Report
EscapeFrom · 20/07/2007 17:19

Sling yer 'ook. you terwat!

Report
DangerousBeans · 20/07/2007 17:20

Look dear,
Nutcracker is too polite to tell you that you are boring her senseless.
Fortunately, I am not.
I really think you ought to sod off, before Nutcracker loses the last scrap of self control, and shoves the sofa down your throat.
Thank you.
DangerousBeans.

PS: She faked them - oh yes, every one!

Report
DameSnotAlot · 20/07/2007 17:21

Tell him my children will snot on him if he doesn't go. They're champion snotters. Especially when teething.

Report
nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:21

ROFL lots and lots

OP posts:
Report
suezee · 20/07/2007 17:21

does he want u to make him his tea as well

Report
suezee · 20/07/2007 17:22

wot a jeffer

Report
nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:22

I mean were I acting as though I were interested then I could undertsnad him hanging around but I'm not, I couldn't look more disinterested.

OP posts:
Report
nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:23

He might do suezee but he has no chance.

OP posts:
Report
suezee · 20/07/2007 17:23

lol, just give him the phone number for the samaritans tell him u cant be arsed talking to him but at least they will humor him

Report
DangerousBeans · 20/07/2007 17:24

Feign death?

Report
suezee · 20/07/2007 17:24

i think its god dam rude of him to be invading u like that.....has he no morals???????????

Report
nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:24

He'd still carry on talking to me if I were aslep, or dead.

OP posts:
Report
DameSnotAlot · 20/07/2007 17:25

Start scratching your backside and sniffing your fingers after. Sure to make him remove himself from the house.

God, I change my name to a disgusting one and get all disgusting. Perhaps I was better off as Funkimummy..................................

Report
suezee · 20/07/2007 17:25

my dad used to ring the samaritans when he was drunk and no one would speak to him........im not even joking

Report
nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:26

Damesnotalot, he would probably like that.

OP posts:
Report
DameSnotAlot · 20/07/2007 17:26

ROFL, I'm tickled!

Report
AnAngelWithin · 20/07/2007 17:27

theres that teletext song called 'blah blah blah' download it really quick and play it really loud!!

Report
nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:28

LOL am tempted

OP posts:
Report
nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:32

I have put Take That on but even that isn't shifting him.

OP posts:
Report
AnAngelWithin · 20/07/2007 17:33

oh god...dont put 'back for good' on then!!

Report

Don’t want to miss threads like this?

Weekly

Sign up to our weekly round up and get all the best threads sent straight to your inbox!

Log in to update your newsletter preferences.

You've subscribed!

nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:34

Christ no LOL.

OP posts:
Report
moondog · 20/07/2007 17:34

Why is he in your home at all??

Report
nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:34

He collected the kids from school, and then stays to 'see' them

OP posts:
Report
Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.