New ways to shop in ASDA

[Milliways]

Beats shopping online!

Lady collapsed wearing Anne Summers vibrating pants!

[Hermione1]

PMSL!!! how funny,

[charleepeters]

PMSL!!!! Gutted was it you MIlliways???

[PinkFluffPudding]

Where can i get them from?

[PinkFluffPudding]

But why oh why was she wearing them in ASDA????

[dropinthe]

COOL name Pink-wish I'd been a bit more adventurous with mine!

[dropinthe]

And why not? Shopping is so boring!

[Milliways]

charleepeters!

Not this week anyway!

[tiffini]

LoL at the remark an ASDA spokesman made.

[Hermione1]

Can you imagine,
shop assistant 'would you like some help with your packing'

'shopper' YES! YES! YES!

lmao

[dropinthe]

Brilliant!

[charleepeters]

Lol i bet it was Milliways
I bet she was sooo embarrased but at least we all know how to make shopping a bit more entertaining!

[PinkFluffPudding]

Thanks dropinthe, it's after my mum's extraordinarily pink raspberry mousse that she used to make us when we were kids. Looking back it was overloaded with colourings but hey it was the '70s and things like that weren't an issue then!

I've always noticed yours actually so yours is pretty original too (creep)

[Milliways]

LOL - Anne Summers sponsored me! I now have a lifetime supply!

[Hermione1]

or.

'shopper 'could you reach that box up on the top shelp'

'shop assistant' which one,this one'

shopper' OH GOD YES, YEAH JUST THERE,YES YES YES'

lmao getting carried away now, i'll stop. lmao

[dropinthe]

BLUSH! Ive been noticed on mnet! I am complete!!
I used to love Butterscotch angel delight-in fact still do-its sex on legs!

[dropinthe]

Hermione-stop you minx-am pmsl!!!

[Hermione1]

sorry

[charleepeters]

maybe she was doing the bum patting thing from the ad and accidently turned it on, and herself as well! or maybe its one of thoes ones where your partner has the control maybe he was having a laugh!

[Milliways]

Lenny Henry said tonight that the ASDA Bum Pat has taken on a whole new meaning!

[charleepeters]

I wonder how Tesco will beat that?

[dropinthe]

Dont you just HATE Sharon Osbournes stooopid drawling-its like..."I wiiiiiiiiilllllllllllll taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkk rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy ssssssssslllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ttttttttttooooooooo sssssssssssoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd lllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeee IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY A PPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR MMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS INNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAASSSSSSSDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

YUCK!

[Milliways]

"Pocket the difference"

[charleepeters]

lol @ Milliways!

[dropinthe]

Reminds me of that nagging feeling you would get that if you didnt wear any knickers then you were bound to have an accident and the ambulance men would have to strip you....................

[Milliways]

On Have I Got News for you.....

"6 orgasms or less queue"