Wording for house sign- help please!

[MildredH]

Hello!

Difficult to know where to put this hope here is ok..

A very minor decision but one I've agonised about so much it's delayed getting this sign made for 6 months but after another dash down the alley (!) in my dressing gown this morning I've decided I MUST get on with it!

We live in a small terraced Victorian cottage. Our front room is v small and consequently we have a large curtain and sofa in front of the front door and use our back door as main door.

We are forever getting knocks at the front door- which we can't now open- and have to scoot down the alley and ask them to use back.

I'd like to get a sign made for front door- along lines of " PLEASE USE BACK DOOR" or " WE USE THE BACK DOOR"

Any suggestions for the nicest wording for this??

Thanks in advance..

[SavoyCabbage]

Not "we use the back door" as it doesn't tell them to use the back door.

[ZacharyQuack]

How about "This Door Does Not Open. Please Use the Back Door"

[MildredH]

Haha true Savoy- I thought about a selective list of those who are welcome to use back door but DH veto'd.

[Mum2Fergus]

How about 'door not in use'.

[7to25]

Please use other door

With an arrow underneath, pointing to the back door

[WafflyVersatile]

This is not a door..

Please approach from the rear.

[7to25]

Is that a joke?
Sniggers all round, from the guy making the sign onwards.