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neighbours smelly bush...

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beautifuldreamer · 05/07/2013 14:51

we have an elder flower tree between us and the neighbours - it is on their land but hangs over quite a lot into our garden.
The problem is it absolutely stinks - sort of like sour sweat it's disgusting and when the windows are open at the front of the house the smell perforates through the house.
My question is, should the tree smell like that or has it got some sort of disease?! We've lived here 3 yrs and I've never noticed it before...
And what can I do to stop the house smelling like it? is there something that would neutralise it - at the moment I have plug in air fresheners going but it makes no difference. Also, what are the rules re chopping it down - can I cut the over hang back, or better still take the whole bloody bush out?!

thanks!

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WhoNickedMyName · 05/07/2013 14:55

You can cut anything that overhangs into your property.

You could try having a word with your neighbours, invite them in for a smell and ask then if they'd consider planting something else or get rid.

alternatively you could pour a huge bottle of industrial strength weed killer over the roots of the bloody thing

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beautifuldreamer · 05/07/2013 15:07

To be honest they're not particularly keen gardeners... the tree and the ivy completely covering their house are there because they can't be arsed basically!!
I'm going to get DH to take down the bits on our side as it is really hanging over now, then if it still smells I think I'll head down the poison and axe route

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beautifuldreamer · 05/07/2013 15:09

ps. they have six dogs (big ones) and eight cats so a bit of stale sweat tree smell probably goes unnoticed in their house... !

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Carolra · 05/07/2013 15:15

I have a pretty easy recipe for Elderflower Cordial if you want it?!

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LaurieFairyCake · 05/07/2013 15:16

Pick the flowers, make champagne or cordial - then it won't smell - the leaves don't smell .

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beautifuldreamer · 05/07/2013 15:24

haha! I never thought about that... go on then, I'll have the recipe!!

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BrawToken · 05/07/2013 15:26

I think elderflowers smell of semen

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Justfornowitwilldo · 05/07/2013 15:27

You're really selling the cordial option BrawToken Grin

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beautifuldreamer · 05/07/2013 15:56

I've never smelt semen like this - I must have led a sheltered life! tbh, I find semen has more of a 'raw potato' quality... Hmm

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nettie · 05/07/2013 16:00

Nothing productive to add

But

Grin at thread title!

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Carolra · 08/07/2013 13:43

Sorry OP - forgot to check back on this thread...

20 - 25 heads of Elderflowers
3/4 unwaxed lemons (sliced thin, seeds removed)
2.5 tablespoons citric acid
3lbs 6oz sugar

Snip elderflower blossoms into a 5ltr casserole dish (be careful to keep the yellow pollen, that's the bit that's probably smelly!). Add lemons and citric acid.

In a saucepan, combine the sugar and 1.7 litres of water. Bring to the boil, stirring occasionally until sugar is dissolved. Leave to cool until lukewarm.

Pour sugar syrup over elderflowers and lemons, give it a stir then cover tightly with clingfilm and leave somewhere cool for three days, stirring once a day.

Strain into clean bottles, store in a cool dark place for up to a year.

Great with Champagne sparkling wine.

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