I'm slow-cooking porn and it's gone sort of sweet and aniseedy?

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I just browned it and bunged it in a cock pot with half a bubble of wine, load of vegetable stock, garlic, chilli, thyme, celery, onion, carrots and chorizo about 5. 5 hours ago. I'm a pork vinegar so might have done something wrong.

Any ideas of something I can add to make it a bit less sweet? Am contemplating soya sauce or paprika?

TIM!

Shaky Wed 17-Apr-13 21:00:36

Mermaid I have a fractured rib and am now in agony from laughing.

<goes off to take more painkillers>

I think I love you though!

THE SHAME

It definitely is not my month... grin

So, so funny. I'm howling!! grin

Mermaid you are indeed a legend!

PearlyWhites Wed 17-Apr-13 16:38:07

grin best thread I have read in ages

themidwife Wed 17-Apr-13 16:15:41

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1734307-SHITTY-SHITTY-FUCKFUCK-HORRifying-delivery-mixup

themidwife Wed 17-Apr-13 16:14:52

Check out Mermaid's new one about the balloons everyone! Even better!!
She is a legend!! gringringringrin

themidwife Wed 17-Apr-13 16:03:24

It's not your month is it Mermaid?!! smile

I've just read this and laughed so much, a little bit of wee came out! Thank you.

DeafLeopard Mon 08-Apr-13 00:24:59

It's too late to read the whole thread so I'll just mark my place for a giggle tomorrow

MrsAceRimmer Sun 07-Apr-13 23:21:09

I've asked for it to be put into Classics too.
grin
TIM

I'm dying!

I very rarely laugh out loud, but I'm creasing and reading it all out to dh
grin

tigerlilygrr Sun 07-Apr-13 21:11:46

I've reported it and Olivia said it would be referred to the classics nomination committee (now there's a fun job if ever I heard one).

TIM!

Chockyeggpants Sun 07-Apr-13 20:44:40

Mumsnet HQ could this be moved into Classics?

droopytulip Sun 07-Apr-13 19:30:31

Oh my Lordy. Fabulous just fabulous grin

Oh, thank fuck I've finally got DS asleep. I was laughing so damn hard he kept popping off the boob to look at me and join in. grin

caramelwaffle Sun 07-Apr-13 08:53:46

Turn it off!? No! No! No! grin

SoupDragon Sun 07-Apr-13 07:48:56

Turn it off?? Where's the fun in that?

Bunbaker Sun 07-Apr-13 07:45:12

Can't you turn predictive text/autocorrect off?

Taffeta Sun 07-Apr-13 07:42:41

TIM! Actually has me crying with laughter grin

MaureenMLove Sat 06-Apr-13 13:25:15

Wonderful! MN at it's very finest & best! I've been lurking away for far too long and finally I'm laughing again!

Mermaid - you are a legend and must never, ever change your name!

GW297 Sat 06-Apr-13 13:11:45

So funny!!!

erowid Sat 06-Apr-13 13:05:52

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ! Fabulous! grin

sapphirestar Fri 05-Apr-13 19:00:09

I've come across so many hilarious threads today, is it something about Fridays on MN? This had made my dd ask for at least the third time 'have you found some more funny writing on your computer mummy?'
Yes dd, yes I have grin
Legend!

All I can think of to say is that I hope you added a knob of butter.....

This thread has had me laughing so hard I've had to read it all to DH! He actually stopped working to listen!!

Absolutely brilliant on so many levels! Thank you for making a really crappy day have a brighter ending (literally in the case of this thread it would seem!).

..and OP has made the Talk Round Up grin

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