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Kids growing up too fast? Please help!

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SharonOsbourneLover265 · 23/09/2013 23:48

hey there dear mumsnetters, i've been a regular user of this webby site for a long time but only now just signed up! i have a problem and i need some help because i trust your very insightful opinions as you have all helped me many times before! you just didn't know it yet!

well firstly, i have two children who are mine. there is beautiful shanothan, 16 (girl) and not so beautiful (spotty!) rodgerick, 13 and three quarters (boy). don't ask about the strange names, their father was lithuanian and rather eccentric. incidentally he left me for a filthy transvestite not long after rodgerick's christening (the two of whom both eventually copped it after an irresponsible night of drink and drugs. choked on each other's vomit, would you believe! ha!), the bastard. but that's another story for another day!

my problem is that my eldest, shanothan, is getting to the age where she wants to go out with her friends drinking and partying and probably smoking drugs and all sorts of things that will most likely ruin the chance of her passing her gcses. now i don't mind her having a sip of sherry at christmas, but i am certainly not having my daughter getting all drunk up and stumbling out of a kebab house at 4am in the morning on a saturday morning! and then there's the sexing! now i don't know for certain, but i'm pretty sure she has at least two boyfriends on the go. i have told her she is not allowed any, but then i can't exactly follow her to school and watch her all day, can i!? (unless you think i should?) i read her text messages once and there were two boys who called her 'babe', so that's how i know. there was one other who called her 'sugartits', but does this mean he might be a boyfriend too? i brought it up when we were in the vegetable isle at asda last week, asking her if she has been seeing boys she has not been telling me about. after i quizzed her a bit more and more she starting to get defensive. she eventually yelled at me: "i can't help it, mum! i just love cock in my mouth!" before running out of the shop. as you can imagine i was very cross, and i didn't let her have breakfast for three days in a row after that. i don't know what to do mumsnet, i really don't :(

the truth is i am at my rat's end. should i just give up and let shanothan ruin her life and leave her to pick up the shattered pieces later? or should i come down hard now and let her thank me for it when she matures in the future? soon enough she'll be twenty one, and then i will have no legal control over her at all!

thanks for reading this and thanks in advance for your help, so many times in the past you mumsnetters have helped me with niggling situations, now this is my first real dilemma!

kind regards,

jg xx

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lovelilies · 01/12/2013 20:04

Are you for real?

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RedLondonBus · 01/12/2013 20:08

Ha ha

The veg aisle? Well really that's your problem right there

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