There is a formula for Beer Goggles!

[UnquietDad]

And it's here !

Someone with too much time on their hands?

[Pann]

Known this for years, UD. Relied on it to pull LOADS of times!!

[UnquietDad]

Shame it doesn't mention the "two-pinter, three-pinter, four-pinter, stumper" thing.

[Pann]

Yes, it is........What's that????

[UnquietDad]

Well, it's the ranking of women in accordance with the number of pints one has to drink to find them an attractive prospect. At the furthest end of the scale, a "stumper" is the one where you wake up with her lying on your arm, and you'd rather gnaw your own arm off than wake her up.