Men v Women

[MindShaker]

I have been reading some posts and i must say how alarmed i am with the majority of womens attitudes towards men.

ask yourselves these few questions:

are all men the same?
do we like the sames things?
do we all support the same football teams?
do we all enjoy cricket?
do we all smoke?
do we all drink?
do we all do the same work?
do we all cheat on our partners?
do we all enjoy reality tv?

and we could go on forever couldnt we?
the answer to these few questions is NO

we all make our own choices, we are individuals.

we have good attributes that we have learned and some we have from our beginnings from our parents ect

the same goes for the bad attributes.

so we are not all the same.

answer these few questions

do they all moan?
do they all whinge?
do they all like handbags and shoes?
do they all like the same things?
do they all like X factor?
do they all like to gossip?
do they all like to bitch?
do they all to put other women down?
do they all think they are right?

the answer to the above is
YES!!

if you had two islands 1000 miles apart,
1 had 100 men on it and the other had 100 women

which island would be the most calm most contented and which island would advance more quickly?

[MindShaker]

Legend

They = Women

[MindShaker]

p.s

ALL women masturbate

[Reginald]

Wow. You have really shaken my mind

[glitterfairy]

Neither!

In answer to your quesiton I think they would progress at the same rate but in different ways and the men would fight about different things as would the women!

As for masturbation I claim women do it better because they have better tools!

[MindShaker]

glitterfairy - The first thing that would happen on the womens island would be the mass production of handbags, shoes & weekly gossip magazines

[Gingeme]

And dont forget the chocolate

[MindShaker]

I rode in to town on wednesday had a few beers stayed for 2 days & 2 nights & left on wednesday how did i do that?

[WigWamBam]

Wednesday is your horse.

[MindShaker]

WWB

[MindShaker]

Why is belly button fluff always blue?

[beansprout]

I think the women. Where is the male equivalent of mumsnet? It hasn't moved on from the hunter gathering stage really. Men went out and got a big kill about once a month but the subsistence diet was the stuff that the women took care of - berries, nuts etc. It is women who form the relationships and the communities that are so important.

Give me the women any day! Why would I want to live with 100 people who are competing to see how high they can pi$$ up a wall?!!

[WigWamBam]

If you really want to know, it's probably because most of the fibres in the clothes we wear are dark. Same reason as tumble-dryer fluff is usually dark too.

Aren't there more interesting and exciting things to discuss though?

[MindShaker]

In truth the first intelligent thing the island of men would do is build boats to sail to the island of women because we have the sense to realise that we need each other to advance, if both islands were left alone to get on with it neither would advance we need one another to sustain life,emotions i:e feelings, pleasure, love, hate, pain, happiness etc etc.

So no matter how different we are as men or women we need each other, because if this suddenly stopped & we were in the island situation there wouldnt be a mumsnet

Be nice to your man he needs you more than you will ever know!

Bet i could piss higher than you

[fullmoonfiend]

woman in hopsital after giving birth. Dr says, ''sorry to have to tell you Mrs Jones, the baby is an hermaphrodite''.
''Golly,'' says mrs Jones, ''is an hermaphrodite born with both, er, organs?''

''That's right'' said the Dr.

''Whoopee,'' says Mrs Jones, ''you mean my baby has a penis and a brain!!!''


Sorry, made me laugh anyway...

[MindShaker]

WigWamBam - point proven whinging why are you discussing it then?

[MindShaker]

fullmoonfiend - i thought our penises were our brains anyway?

[Gingeme]

The penis is mans best friend just if you have a friendly dog theyll sniff it occasionaly for you to make sure it smells ok

[fullmoonfiend]

From your list MS, I will admit to enjoying a bit of gossip. And I do moan - usually while orgasming. (Or eating good cake.)
But I don't have a handbag, I have a rucksack. And I do like shoes, as they protect my feet from getting cut by broken glass or being covered in crap.
Other than that, cannot identify with any of the other items on your checklist.

Everyone, male or female, is capable of being an arsehole, a bitch, a saviour of the universe or a damn good friend. I love you all

[MindShaker]

Who needs a dog, when we have a woman?

[MindShaker]

fullmoonfiend - i like your style.

Do you like trees?

[fullmoonfiend]

who needs a man if you have a dog?

[fullmoonfiend]

Love trees, proper tree hugger me! Why?

[Gingeme]

A woman wouldnt have to get close enough to sniff it to tell you it smells bad we have a 7th sense for that kinda thing. Speaking from experience having 3 ds and a hubby who I must say is a very clean guy

[Gingeme]

p.s Im not overly keen on handbags either I have a ruck sack too

[MindShaker]

fullmoonfiend - RESPECT