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30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

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By Fri 06-Nov-09 12:11:40 Add message | Report | Contact poster
<lugs giant suitcase in>
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 20-Nov-09 23:07:31
muser perfectly handled, I must say.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 20-Nov-09 23:06:50
Ahhh I heart all BESHies. Double gins on me!!! When you feel you have to puke, just use the fuckbuckets next to each of you.

<nipple twists to all of you!>

I'm sure I'll be hanging out in the back booth until I sober up and can drive back to where-ever-it-is that I live.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 20-Nov-09 22:51:20
shiney what a godforsaken sack of steaming shit. Accept this biff to the shins, in a comforting way.

PS, slight distraction perhaps - note Charlie B is n for live webchat on the 23rd Nov at noon. Did someon leave the foor open again? hmm
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 20-Nov-09 22:48:58
Oh yes, he's a bit of a knowitall geek. I've always had a thing for geeks.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 20-Nov-09 22:46:15
MrMuser knows the word areola? hmm
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 20-Nov-09 22:30:56
Me to MrMuser: Do my tits look big? I think they look big.

MrMuser: They do a bit. Your areola look bigger.

Me: Do you think it's just all the food I've been eating?

Him: Probably.

Me: THWACK
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 20-Nov-09 21:23:58
hug from me too cuntshine. what an absolute fucker sad

'specially after all you've been through.

hope you get some good news from the doc x
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 20-Nov-09 21:23:19
fuckbuckets indeed shineycuntyone I am desperately gutted for you. I so wanted to to work. Here, stick these clamps on your nipples while I up the voltage slightly....
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 20-Nov-09 19:55:05
Ah, fuckbuckets, Cuntshine - so sorry to hear your news. I'll be thinking of you.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 20-Nov-09 19:08:12
Really sorry to hear that Cuntshine. Getting trollied sounds like a good idea. Let me line up some of my super-strong punch for you.
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