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Harry Potter and the rise of the BESH: Instadiffers, baby dusters and huns will be subject to the spell Evanesco!!.

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RaspberrySnowCone · 25/08/2013 14:01

Expecto Patronum

If you are you over 30 and have been ttc for over 12 months, are witch like or even better a complete hag and willing to abuse your powers of wizardry to conjure up gin by the bucket load, then fill out the Beshionnaire and join us if you dare in our battle against BESH curse.

Instadiffers and baby dusters will be turned into frogs and used in a potion.

Peskipiksi Pesternomi!!!

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FrankelInFoal · 25/08/2013 14:16

Marking place to keep an eye on you all Wink

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Fancies40Winks · 25/08/2013 14:26

Accio baybee!




Nice one rasp

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eurochick · 25/08/2013 16:09

Thanks rasp.

Winks I think that one is going to be repeated quite a bit.

I'll see if I can magic one up: expecto bambino.

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RaspberrySnowCone · 25/08/2013 16:44

Thought I'd go with a Harry theme, we can cast evil spells on idiots then :)

MATV is really annoying me today. All I've done is clean the house all weekend and all he can do is frown at me. Some days I really feel I could knock him into the middle of next week although I do appreciate I have horrendous PMT and achy boobs just now. Angry

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Bearfacedchic · 25/08/2013 16:57


I know 9 miles seems ridiculous but we really were in the middle of nowhere, GS was running in a race and the car was blocked in in the car park so it was walk or dehydrate. A friend of ours did dehydrate a couple if weeks ago at a race and was rushed to hospital so I was a bit worried. Anyway, just got sore feet now and I didn't feel at all guilty when I ate a chocolate pudding last night. Smile

I like 'cautiously optimistic' too. It may just happen Euro and if it doesn't, it's not the end of the road for you necessarily. There's always hope.

I've been feeling a bit left behind on the shaggers thread too. There's only 2 of us left from when I first joined last year. It's miserable, but that's partly why I love this thread because I don't feel so alone.

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Bearfacedchic · 25/08/2013 16:59

Nice thread Rasp.

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FizzyFeet · 25/08/2013 17:59


Lovely Fred, rasp. Listen ladies, we are not alone. No BESH left behind, ok?

I have been massively over eatin this weekend. We cooked for friends yesterday who are big eaters and drinkers. Usually I'm pretty restrained but just lost the plot. Later we are going to see different friends - they started ttc, and now have a toddler and she's 8 and a half months diffed with their second. I just can't imagine what it's like to be able to go "let's have a baby" and then... Just have one!

True to form my clinic want more bloods (day 2-5 ones) so we won't be starting this cycle. But all being well we should be starting late September.

Now, what's everyone else up to? Where's our newbie? hope we didn't scare you off with all the poo talk
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FizzyFeet · 25/08/2013 18:00

Should have said - they started ttc at the same time as us!

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cherrycoconut · 25/08/2013 18:27




love it ladies, well done rasp
Wow bear, good work for the cause, I think I'd have eaten the chocolate pudding too after all that.

My twin sister was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. I just feel numb. A furry mane is definitely a good place to hide thanks bear. Can anything else go wrong right now? Second thoughts, don't answer that! My four legged friend was a fecking ledge this morning, helped blow away all the cobwebs. Best cling to the good bits right. No BESH left behind.
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FizzyFeet · 25/08/2013 18:36

Oh cherry I'm so sorry to hear that. That's totally shit news and it must be a huge shock. Hope you and the rest of your family are holding up ok.

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RaspberrySnowCone · 25/08/2013 18:39

Oh no Cherry. I'm sorry. There's no words really, it's a horrible time, just know we are all here for hugs and handholds.

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eurochick · 25/08/2013 18:46

Oh bloody hell cherry that must be enormously hard. We're here for you if you need support or want to "talk" about it with folks who aren't also hurting about it.

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Fancies40Winks · 25/08/2013 18:47

Oh fuck cherry that's horrendous, I'm so sorry.

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cherrycoconut · 25/08/2013 19:00

fanks guys, appreciate that. Feel like hexing fecking cancer but here's to friendship charms instead. If anyone is bloodyminded enough to get through this then she will be but it still looks like a rocky road ahead. And of course all the diagnostic tests are unavailable till Tues as its fecking bank holiday.

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Bearfacedchic · 25/08/2013 20:32

Oh Cherry. How fucking awful. I'm so sorry. Thinking of you and also here for you. Glad you had the mane to help in RL. Hope you and your family are able to hold it all together.

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BrevilleTron · 25/08/2013 20:44

Hello witches!
Cannot find BESH listed in my Dark Arts book
Please can someone lift my Imperius Curse and Reparo this?
I am ttc with one tube so any Accio Baybee or Expecto Pregnatum spells will be gratefully accepted.
In return I shall dig up my Mandrakes (earplugs a must) and
Form them into naice slices

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cherrycoconut · 25/08/2013 20:57

Welcome Breville please seek out your quill and the Hogwarts BESH questionare and send it over the floo network for our perusal. Tis our version of the sorting hat. BESH house rules :)

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CatsCantFlyFast · 25/08/2013 21:31

cherry what fucking awful news, so sorry. Wishing Tuesday to come quickly for you

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BrevilleTron · 25/08/2013 22:30

Cherry so sorry about your news. Hope your sister fights it off.

How does I find the BESH questionnaire
Accio link?

Have old parchment ready and waiting!

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Bearfacedchic · 25/08/2013 22:53

Hi Breville. I think you'll find the BESHtionnaire at the end of the last thread when Cherry joined. The thread was entitled 'The BESH bush needs pruning. . .' I think.

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Bearfacedchic · 25/08/2013 23:04

Fizz- I always find that crazy too. Imagine being able to plan like that. I don't think I'm ever going to use contraception again now. Don't seem to need it. Confused

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holls2000 · 25/08/2013 23:55

Cherry I am so so sorry. Thinking about you. Xx

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holls2000 · 25/08/2013 23:56

Breville I did the BESHtionnaire on the last feed; looking forward to your answers!! Enjoy! X

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Bearfacedchic · 25/08/2013 23:59

Sorry Holls- I forgot you did it too.

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