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nobeer · 24/08/2013 11:43

Share your experiences, worries, recipes, holiday recommendations. Swearing welcome.

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starsandmoonandback · 24/08/2013 11:48

Phew!
I was worried I'd be lost! Shock

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nobeer · 24/08/2013 12:14

Thank god you turned up stars Grin! I was worried I was on my own!

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starsandmoonandback · 24/08/2013 12:43

Ha ha Grin I'm sure the others will find us.... taps fingers on desk

Lets keep posting so we stay near the top!!!

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BeetleBeetle · 24/08/2013 13:00

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Llw2 · 24/08/2013 13:17

I thought I'd lost you all! Am new to mumsnet (the irony!) and didn't know what happens when a thread dies,thank goodness now i can get back to the ironing and vino!

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chocolocodowninacapulco · 24/08/2013 13:18

I'm here too!

Am looking forward to a good catch up later as we've been away on our hols for a few days. Congratulations on your BFP miss Grin

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eurochick · 24/08/2013 13:25

I'm here, and I've PM'd tame the link.

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PramQueen1971 · 24/08/2013 14:07

Tame, I have decided you are Really Rather Rich and as such we cannot be friends unless you invite me on your next jaunt

Nobeer, doubts and pessimism mean nothing. Nothing. Do you hear? x

Stars, I am frequently shown a Biscuit when arguing over on the feminism threads and I now understand it to mean I am an arsehole Smile

Lamb and mash sounds fucking sublime.

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nobeer · 24/08/2013 14:23

Thank you Prammy for the reassurance. I need it! I'm feeling much better now, much more relaxed, but not necessarily more positive - just more resigned to waiting for the result.

For lunch we had mushroom risotto with grilled salmon.

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starsandmoonandback · 24/08/2013 14:28

Think I've taken over where you left off nobeer! I feel fairly pmt-ish. Felt like killing dh earlier!!! The insanity!!!

Pram, ah I see! So that's a bum hole with a turd is it? How lovely!!! They are obviously charming on the feminism thread you've been on then?!

What a crappy wet day. Urgh.

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nobeer · 24/08/2013 14:31

Oh no, I'm sorry stars! I was really annoyed with DP over a bit of stale bread. It seemed incredibly important this morning Blush.

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PramQueen1971 · 24/08/2013 14:32

Nobeer, 'resigned' is the perfect way to deal with the impending test. I honestly believe in preparing for the worst without making oneself miserable. Cramps will not necessarily mean implantation and no symptoms means jack shit in this game. We know this for a fact, don't we, MissM? Wink

Stars, I'm chortling at your perception of a turd somewhere in that emoticon! I think it is simply an arse with a chocolate starfish in the middle. No sign of turd-dom!

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PramQueen1971 · 24/08/2013 14:33

Nobeer, stale bread-gate is HUGE round my gaff. Sympathies.

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starsandmoonandback · 24/08/2013 14:49

Nobeer, oh dear! I hope your dh was more understanding to you than mine is being at the moment! Confused

Pram...I'm on my phone so emoticons are tiny! Lol! Still looks like a turd coming out a big yellow bum to me, now you mentioned bum holes! Lol!

Lwl, I was the same and thought arghhh!!!

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wishwash · 24/08/2013 15:27

No no ladies, get it right. It's a ring sting after a vindaloo poo! Ouch Shock

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PramQueen1971 · 24/08/2013 15:46
Grin
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starsandmoonandback · 24/08/2013 15:55

GrinSmileGrinGrin

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PramQueen1971 · 24/08/2013 16:18
Biscuit
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starsandmoonandback · 24/08/2013 16:57

Teehee

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nobeer · 24/08/2013 17:04

Grin Grin

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BrookerC · 24/08/2013 17:05

Stroppy Mcstroppsville finally signing in & ready for action!
I am having a mare of a day. I tried posting earlier but lost it due to loss of signal. I have so far today: almost thrown my phone, kicked a kitten & dunked a child's head under water

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BrookerC · 24/08/2013 17:55
  • pregnancy I have also lost the ability to spell!!!
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Fabuluce · 24/08/2013 18:40

Brooks, and breeeeeaaaaath Smile sounds like a day to write off to me - are you able to crawl under a duvet and shut out the world?

We went out for lunch and I treated myself to a divine steak with blue cheese sauce - because I could - taking of silver linings where I can. Went to the wonderfully titled Mole and Chicken pub Smile then to the flicks to see Elysium. I'd rate it a 6.5-7 out of 10. Mr fab was a big fan of Jodie Foster's legs in the movie but then he's a total leg perver so that was no surprise!

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Fabuluce · 24/08/2013 18:42

Ps try as I might I can't see what the arse emoticon is supposed to look like at all - it's just a little brown circle on my phone!

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