Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

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EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:14:39

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

ChocChaffinch Fri 26-Jul-13 22:19:59

Ha ha. Who knew the unicorn was orange grin

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:23:06

Somewhere a while back I think someone said it was orange!

Should we do roll call now?

Name Essie
Ttc#1 since dec 2012
No DCs

crown
wink

Bearfacedchic Fri 26-Jul-13 22:26:35

Ha ha 'stroke the orange unicorn' sounds like a euphemism! grin

Name: Essie
Ttc#1 since dec 2012
No DCs

Name: Bearfacedchic
Ttc #1 since August 2011
No DCs

Bearfacedchic Fri 26-Jul-13 22:27:59

Good Fred intro Essie!

fifi669 Fri 26-Jul-13 22:28:47

Can't copy on my phone.

Name fifi669
TTC#2 April 2013
DS 05/12/10

<inspects Fred, hangs a few certificates for past BFP, puts a half completed one for myself in a drawer and sits in the TWOT purgatory zone>

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:29:56

\grin/

ChocChaffinch Fri 26-Jul-13 22:31:09

TWOT sucks major ass

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:33:59

There's a lot of twotters here at the moment, me being one of them, though judging by my slamming headache ertd is on her merry way. Cake for you all. X

fifi669 Fri 26-Jul-13 22:35:13

Oh and congrats choc!

I should be downing vitamins, lying sedately and listening to whale music to try and boost my chances.... But as I'm on a hen tomorrow I'm having a beer and watching Corrie smile

pizzaqueen Fri 26-Jul-13 22:37:25

Checking in but cant copy on my phone will do full post later.
Happy shagging.

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:39:45

Adding Fifi..

Name: Essie
Ttc#1 since dec 2012
No DCs

Name: Bearfacedchic
Ttc #1 since August 2011
No DCs

Name fifi669
TTC#2 April 2013
DS 05/12/10

fifi669 Fri 26-Jul-13 22:43:00

Think I may have pissed someone off..... and then they did a booboo:

From:
PedantMarina block

To:
fifi669

Subject:
Aaaarrrggggghhh! Fifi669 is a fucking idiot!

Date:
Fri 26-Jul-13 21:11:09

Geh, not sure what else I want to say...

Aaarrrgh again.

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:45:02

Also should have put it in first post, some of the new lingo:

Asking Dr Goofle - another autocorrect, means, to google your ailment/symptom for a definitive answer.

Twot - two week of torture / two week wait.

Icing - ovulating, another one courtesy of autocorrect I think?

Literal phase - luteal phase (soon auto correct is going to mean we have our own secret language!)

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:45:47

Oh no Fifi! What did you do/say!? You can hide here!

fifi669 Fri 26-Jul-13 22:52:17

I haven't a clue really! It has only come up recently.... the only Fred where there has been a bit of a ding dong is the one with international, the I know i'm in for a flaming one. Though the person above hasn't commented in the last few pages when I had a quick look through.

The long and short of it is, after a rubbish sexual encounter, half are calling the man a rapist and the other half (including the OP) are saying it wasn't..... it has got pretty heated. Though as I said I haven't seen this person pop up

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:55:45

Oh yes, I did see that Fred but decided to tip toe back out before I put my welly in it. Oh dear. Sorry you've been blocked though. There's another certificate for the new Fred wall though!

fifi669 Fri 26-Jul-13 22:57:47

Ha ha ha I don't know who she is so it's no loss!

First person blocked on the shiny new Fred

<pins medal to chest>

Redshoes56 Fri 26-Jul-13 22:58:15

I am here! That other fred filled up so fast. Wow.

Name: Essie
Ttc#1 since dec 2012
No DCs

Name: Bearfacedchic
Ttc #1 since August 2011
No DCs

Name fifi669
TTC#2 April 2013
DS 05/12/10

Name: Redshoes56
TTC #1 since May 2012 (I feel like this changes every thread too LOL)
No DCs

Redshoes56 Fri 26-Jul-13 22:58:50

Congratulations on being a bad-ass fifi! grin

coffeewineandchocolate Fri 26-Jul-13 23:01:33

name coffeewineandchocolate
ttc#2 March 2013
ds 2.5

Redshoes56 Fri 26-Jul-13 23:01:45

OK, and CONGRATULATIONS choc! What a great way to close out the last fred! I am sending the best-ever thoughts your way for a healthy pregnancy flowers

Redshoes56 Fri 26-Jul-13 23:02:37

coffee it took me a second to realize you have a two-and-a-half year old and not 2.5 sons. I need to get out of the office, clearly! Long day!

coffeewineandchocolate Fri 26-Jul-13 23:02:54

sorry all for being rubbish. really poorly so not managing to do much and ttc May be on hold for a bit :-(

fifi669 Fri 26-Jul-13 23:03:30

Name: Essie
Ttc#1 since dec 2012
No DCs

Name: Bearfacedchic
Ttc #1 since August 2011
No DCs

Name fifi669
TTC#2 April 2013
DS 05/12/10

Name: Redshoes56
TTC #1 since May 2012 (I feel like this changes every thread too LOL)
No DCs

name coffeewineandchocolate
ttc#2 March 2013
ds 2.5

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