Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you IVF cycling in June/July/August 2013? Then get your druggy arses over here for some pure fucking menkulling...

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juicypair Mon 27-May-13 14:51:02

NokklingtonStStation, I couldn't find a new thread so I made this one, cock. Hope I did the right thing <inadequate>

Karbea Fri 14-Jun-13 10:35:32

Morning gang!

Safely back home in bed, 10 eggs harvested, fertilisation later today, fingers crossed they fancy dhs boys!

Juicy, 6 sounds great, what day are you on now then? Day one?

Haha rachel, feel free to swear away!

tametortie Fri 14-Jun-13 10:36:34

Aaaaahhhh.......fertility friends???

tametortie Fri 14-Jun-13 10:38:23

Karbea- that was quick!!! Well done you!!! 10 is a fab number. Not too many so quality should be fab. grin

Are you ivf or icsi???

Good that you get fert rates today.

Put your feet up egg machine xxx

buzzybee123 Fri 14-Jun-13 10:39:43

tortie good luck for later today

juicy great news on your embies

rachel welcome swear away

Karbea Fri 14-Jun-13 10:59:36

Were icsi, I think they will fert today, but we won't hear till tmr morning how they've done.

ExpatWifey Fri 14-Jun-13 11:22:19

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

mejust Fri 14-Jun-13 12:11:12

tam good luck with the scan x

karb that was really fast well done how was it?rest up .

nook how did your scan go?

mejust Fri 14-Jun-13 12:11:33

juicy thats great news good luck

buzzybee123 Fri 14-Jun-13 13:01:40

karbea sorry missed your post on my stupod phone, well done lady, now rest up smile
tortie I forbid you to go on FF, puts foot sterly on the floor hope it went well today

tametortie Fri 14-Jun-13 13:25:41

Bad news.

Sac has collapsed and contents gone.

Time to stop the cyclogest and let things happen.

sad

resipsa Fri 14-Jun-13 13:26:53

Good news, you lovely couple!

resipsa Fri 14-Jun-13 13:28:03

F***, sorry tame x post. That's devastating for you. No words but a virtual hand to hold.

tametortie Fri 14-Jun-13 13:32:52

Respisa- that made me smile for the first time today!!

We are a lovely couple grin

chocoloco1 Fri 14-Jun-13 13:36:03

Oh fuck tame I'm so sorry to hear that. Thinking of you and sending huge hugs and hand holds Xx

Karbea Fri 14-Jun-13 13:47:24

Tame so sorry to hear that, thinking of you sad

resipsa Fri 14-Jun-13 13:56:45

Glad I made you smile and I am sure you are. Still sad for you, though. M/cs are the pits.

tametortie Fri 14-Jun-13 14:05:36

Its shit but we are ok. Think the dr was shocked how matter of fact we were. It was no surprise.

JuicySteak Fri 14-Jun-13 15:21:25

Tortie, love, I'm so sorry. I know you expected this but I was praying for a happy outcome. Keep talking to us about plans, yes? thanks xxx

JuicySteak Fri 14-Jun-13 15:37:15

Rachel, welcome to the thread. You'll like us 'cos we're funkmeisters and swear like Bronx pimps on meth. Please can I ask you to watch this initiation video and tell us which couple you and your husband most identify with in terms of funktastic dance moves (me & th'usband are 45 seconds in and Fabuluce is 2 mins 55). Ta. If you haven't been sectioned by OTD we send you an afro wig as a prize (I'm wearing mine right now).

RachelW74 Fri 14-Jun-13 16:15:10

TameTortie so sorry love sad xx

RachelW74 Fri 14-Jun-13 16:21:17

It was FF! I emailed her and told her I'd be closing my account straight away but now I rather wish I'd told her to fuck off the silly stuck up cow!! grin I wrote about how I was feeling really mad and PMS'y and that I couldn't get a F&$%$ nail in a F*%£$^ wall and she ACTUALLY CHANGE MY POST TO couldn't get a loving nail in a loving wall. Have just been sick in my mouth a little bit!!!!!

Juicysteak thanks for the initiation video - can I claim 0:52? That's how I think I look, especially after some wine - husband would like to look like that.

Karbea Hi and thanks and brilliant news!

BuzzyBee123 and Expatwifey thank you very much.

I already like you a whole fucking lot already grin

JuicySteak Fri 14-Jun-13 16:29:07

Rachel, excellent choice though I wouldn't do your husband

I can personally attest to the fact that FF will allow 'dickwad', 'knobcheese', 'the prostitute Britney Spears' (don't ask) and 'tit-spaff' <proud>

Karbea, well done on the omelette grin

RachelW74 Fri 14-Jun-13 16:35:15

Juicysteak I wouldn't fucking well do him at the minute either he is doing my head right in!

Excellent, wrong swearwords as well, I love it.

EuroShaggleton Fri 14-Jun-13 16:42:12

Tortie I'm so sorry it wasnt a happy ending this time.

I'll update later re my clinic visit this morning.

(btw I've jumped ahead and started a non sweaty titled thread. In phone so can't link but hope you can find it!)

JuicySteak Fri 14-Jun-13 16:56:04

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