The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw Fri 19-Apr-13 22:18:12

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Sat 25-May-13 22:46:05

Well do e Moll

<hits self-destruct button on fred>

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 22:38:47

They should definitely do a caveman flavour.. Neolithic Nougat or something..
<ponders new career as ice-cream inventor>

The new Fred awaits you all Here

I thought best do it now as I'll be at work tomorrow and might miss the end of this one.

EuroShaggleton Sat 25-May-13 22:35:55

Heh@paleo. I'm sue cavemen would have eaten Ben & Jerry's, given half a chance.

RaspberrySnowCone Sat 25-May-13 22:31:13

Yup paleo as in he only eats what a caveman would eat. Because cavemen loved Ben&Jerrys

evilgiraffe Sat 25-May-13 22:26:19

We have been at horse trials all day today, tired now! Pub for tea somewhere near Kings Lynn, which was nice. Now, must sleeeeeeeep...

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 22:23:46

Bloody hell Rasp! I just used a calorie counter for the first time and was feeling bad about having had twice as many as I should have, but now I feel practically saint-like!

HesterShaw Sat 25-May-13 22:18:42

Paleo? Ain't that summink to do with fossils?

RaspberrySnowCone Sat 25-May-13 22:10:49

Oh and I white chocolate magnum ice cream. That's not normal is it. He's now say in he feels sick.

RaspberrySnowCone Sat 25-May-13 22:08:04

I am disgusted with MATV. So far this evening he has eaten 6 fairy cakes, a whole large tub of Ben & Jerry's and half a tub of carte doir ice cream, that is on top of a shitload of BBQ food. Fucking piggy. Oh and half a sponge cake.

This is the man who if you asked would say he is 'paleo'. Lol my arse.

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 22:04:54

C2TB! Haha!

lovesLemonDrizzleCake Sat 25-May-13 21:54:00

Fair enough, in squiffy state forgot the lap-wounds moll. Let them heal properly first and then get diffed immediately --accidentally, if your not TTCing so you get the C2TB (toilet bowl) to an absolute minimum.

I had something else witty to say, but it is gone, so I'll save it for tomorrow!

HesterShaw Sat 25-May-13 21:24:49

Hi hags, veh busy. I still love hate you <slaps with pilchards>

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 21:06:28

Drizz I'm starting C25K til Tuesday because I'm still waiting for the laparoscopy wounds to heal properly - the main one hasn't yet, it got slightly infected and has been all weepy and sore and smelly. I'm having what I hope will be the last dressing change and dissolvable stitches out on Monday, so I'm thinking positive about going for a run on Tuesday without opening everything up again.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake Sat 25-May-13 20:43:07

Can I have some cheesecake and some muffins, please? I burned 700something calories and SB told me I lost weight when I paraded round sans clothes to try and convince him to come back to bed. So I need to top my intake up wink

lovesLemonDrizzleCake Sat 25-May-13 20:41:52

Evening hags!

I had a day without any TTC misery smile a 10km run, followed by lunch, a museum, a brief bit of vegging = SWithoutI, huge dinner and stinky cheese and wine for desert. Now I am knackered and feeling very pleased.

PS start C5K tomorrow, it will make it easier moll.

On other news I am squiffy quite a bit of wine with the illegal cheese so I cannot remember what else I needed to tell you!

EuroShaggleton Sat 25-May-13 19:12:58

Good luck with the running moll. Every time I restart, I am amazed at how quickly I improve. (So if you find it tough at first, it will get easier and probably sooner than you would expect.)

I need to get back to the gym/running. Between the mc, working crazy hours, headbump op and fanny biopsy, I've been kept away for far too long and it shows.

frank I made chocolate muffins this morning. They are really rather good, if I do say so myself.

I've had quite a pleasant day - brunch out with some friends, a trip to B&Q for plants and new hanging baskets, sorting out the garden and then swi. Now KFZK is busy in the kitchen making salt and pepper prawns. I heart long weekends.

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 19:05:06

*home. Heading home.

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 19:04:41

It's tricky kicking yourself up the arse. The angle's all wrong.

I'm working all weekend too - heading after a day of customer service with hangover..

Frank, I'll be popping by your place tomorrow then. grin

TWinklyLittleStar Sat 25-May-13 18:58:29

Good luck with c25k. I've been spectacularly lazy and need to kick myself up the arse.

TWinklyLittleStar Sat 25-May-13 18:57:34

Am working. Am shattered. Just on dinner break ATM. Holidays on Tuesday, hooray. Droid due when away, boo.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Sat 25-May-13 18:55:59

<pokes Moll & offers a chocolate muffin>

I have found a New York Cheesecake recipe on the Carnegie Deli website. That's my Sunday sorted grin

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 18:24:54

<hums to self>
<listen to empty echo of uninhibited palais of BESH>
<Wonders if all the BESH are busy TTC>
<sulks a bit>
<opens the BESHcuit tin>
<makes cuppa>
<adds gin>
<snoozes>

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 18:21:38

I just bought some running shoes so I can start C25K on Tuesday.

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 18:21:20

I just bought some running shoes so I can start C25K on Tuesday.

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 18:17:57

Is everyone out enjoying the sunshine?

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