Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month 
. All you need is a man, 
, ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)
The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.
We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!
Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex 
Old thread is here if you want proof it works!
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babylann · 16/05/2012 21:28
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Hello! Big wave to new thread and old friends.
I'll plonk some wine on the the table and a sticky chocolate cake
Niceties over I am also hopefully going to be a geriatric!!! 36 at the moment and will turn 37 in July... Didn't meet the right man till 2 years ago and then suddenly for the first time in my life I wanted children to complete the family picture... Fingers crossed very tightly that its not too late...
thanks for the wine and choc cake, stuckinthefens, and I like how our paths are v. similar, re age and meeting someone only relatively recently :) i have a pot of coffee on the go if anyone wants one 
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sorry about no BFP, vizzini. does it really show up so early? I didn't know that. I haven't got any strips. at the mo (I'm just one third cycle of ttc) I'm just presuming not preggers until some majorly big sign appears. my doc said it could take a year for fertility to return, so i have a bumper stack of tampax at the ready.
cheery waves to all :)
vizzini i dont want to get your hopes up but i didnt find out till i was a week late with DS.
SIL an baby are fine she had a high heart rate but i think thats from her stressing about everything. hopefull she will chill out now!
after the next birth aslong as i dont loose a vat of blood and get a killer infection ive done brilliantly compared to DSc
loving the new thread!
New thread already!! I promise to try to keep up some more 
OK babylann just for you! I'm not really JSing any more, as we are moving into science territory. On cycle 26 now :( though not quite 2 years of TTC. We have been for a couple of appointments now, had dildo-cam and today was the HSG and so far all looks good. However found out that my FSH was 11, which might indicate I don't respond so well to IVF, so have been advised by gynae to go private if I can. Am hoping the HSG might help as it sometimes has a pro-fertility impact, and going to try temping and baby aspirin for a few cycles too. But essentially I just need to make sure we have the money, then get our private clinic appointment booked. I'd like to give it a couple of tries post HSG first though. And we are off on holiday next week so that will be lovely, as it's currently hosing it down here. Summer, huh?
I haven't heard much from josie so might go and check up on her and she how she is doing :) What about frak and val, are they still on the thread? And how are you?
Waves to everyone else. How are the shag capes doing? Though I feel I should admonish some of you, as I was scan reading the last thread and am sure I saw mention of ovulation and cycle tracking and stuff. Just Shag, remember!!! though I'm in awe of just how much shagging the younger bunch of you can manage. I am also pleased to see some of you are nearly as geriatric as me, but not quite .
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south i cant either! even though things went wrong they have turned out right as ERTD is happening whilst DP is on night shift! last one tonight and then he has a whole week off were going to a baby and todler show on sunday actually im going DP is just keeping me company and then on the 27th we have our housewarming and engagement party so if any of you lot live in kent your more than welcome!
Ooo can I join? I lurked on the last thread but it was too many pages in to join!
I am sort-of ttc DC #3 - have 2 DS already who are 8 and 6 and I can't decide if having another DC is great idea or bad idea!! DH has agreed to JS and see what happens!!
I am 28 so not too geriatric I hope - although I feel it most days!
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Oooh shiny new thread
Glad your sil is ok something
Welcome newbies x
Welcome MissMarjoribanks :)
So glad to hear from you again, Nelly. I'm glad it all looks good so far. What is baby aspirin? And yeah, the weather has been completely crap this year. The year I have a big garden I desperately want to make something of, we have a complete absence of "spring"!
I'm not sure if I can completely ignore ovulation! Today, I was having such sharp pains in the left side of my pelvis there was no way I could hide from it 
I was actually a bit concerned really, of something like ectopic pregnancy. I had my "period" almost two weeks ago though (along with a few BFNs) so I know that's absurd, but I'm a very anxious person! The pain was really that sharp and shocking though, I had to stop what I was doing and sit down until it passed, but it's been coming on and off for the past few days and for the rest of this evening, albeit much milder than the particular moment I mentioned where I had to sit down. In fact, I could almost feel the pain moving, as though I could actually feel the egg moving from ovary to womb!
I might have to make a doctors appointment really, I just get fed up every time I go and they look at me like I'm wasting their time with my irregular periods... I guess now I am getting increasingly painful symptoms around OV and period time they might start taking it more seriously. I think it could be PCOS or something along those lines.
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