Look, there's a baby.....

[oxfordkat]

One of our Bookstart books was "Look, there's a baby", full of cute, positive rhymes like:

Look, there's a baby who's dressed and ready.
Look, there's a baby who's cuddling teddy.

My ds loves it but it struck me that there are probably more true-to-life versions:

Look, there's a baby who's bottom is smelly.
Look, there's a baby who's watching telly.

Look, there's a baby who's wide awake.
Look, there's a baby who's eating cake.

Any that would sum up your baby???

[CuppaTeaJanice]

Look, there's a baby whose bottom is loaded.
Three grunts later his nappy's exploded!!