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Childbirth

Where is Natalie Jane and Is She in Labor?

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 22:43

Here we go with thread III

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 22:45

Phew! Well done. That was a bit of a white knuckle ride!!

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 22:46

I wonder if anyone else came through the vortex with us?

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 22:47

I tried to link, but I messed it up, so now no one has a connection to us. We have to keep it active all night so people know where we are.

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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 22:48

i'm in!

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 22:48

Never mind. There a determined lot. They will find us.

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 22:49

Do we need helmets?

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chocolaterobin · 07/12/2006 22:49

I had been wondering about this thread but couldnt be bothered to read it all! a brief outline would be great!

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 22:50

Hi Aitch!You've got a bit of slime in your hair!

Is it intergalactic ectoplasm?

(yes, I am barking mad)

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 22:50

chocolaterobin,

You're kidding right. We have already gone through 2000 posts. It would take another thread to get people up to speed.

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MKGnearlyimmaculateconception · 07/12/2006 22:51

I wonder if this one will reach 1000 before we hear from NJ

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 22:52

Choc, they thought they were having babies.

NJ first, then Debbsy.


They went to hospital/midwife.

They weren't having babies.

They came home.

They had pains.

They disappeared.!!

Very much abbreviated version.

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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 22:52

it's spunk. i'm a busy wife and mum.

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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 22:53

so sorry, can't think what came over me.

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hotmulledwinemama · 07/12/2006 22:53

I am looking forward to reading the birth announcement when it happens - I reckon it will have the most hits in Mnet history!

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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 22:53

or who.

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 22:54

PMSL Aitch! What you on about??

Spunk???

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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 22:54

(gracious, i am in a weird mood this evening).

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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 22:55

oooh it was intergalactic ectoplasm after all.

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 22:55

SMSL Aitch!!!

You work it out!!

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 22:55

Still PMSL, but crying a bit too!

I got you now.

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chocolaterobin · 07/12/2006 22:56

LOL at your spunk pun!

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BahHunkBug · 07/12/2006 22:56

"Take two bottles into the shower?"

"No, I simply use spunk."

Aitch, I can't see it being a marketing man's dream, that, somehow

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 22:58


from the "2ndtime house hold.

Look what happens when Lulu goes to bed.
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whensantagotstuckupAITCHimney · 07/12/2006 22:58

what about 'there's something about Aitchy'?

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christmas2NDTIMEmistletoenwine · 07/12/2006 22:59

It must be that bottle of wine Lulu passed round.

Went right to my head.

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