I kid you not but a school mum has just had a baby and called in SMIRNOFF !!!!!

[laughalot]

I kid you not I made it worse by asking if she was taking the piss. All I need now is for her to be a mumsnet member. The wierd thing is she has two other sons with normalish names. Why would you do it ?

Sorry if anyones child is called this i dont mean to offend

[IlooklikeGrotbagstoday]

I met a girl who called her little girl Chelsea Millwall and son Jack Daniels!

if she's a Mnetter too.

[laughalot]

I just feel sorry for the poor child im sure he will get bullied x

[girlsyearapart]

oh dear are you sure it's not a dog?? DH won't even let me have Stella in case anyone thinks we chose it cos of the beer and that's a prefectly reasonable name..

[StealthPolarBear]

poor child
i too liked stella until dh pointed that out

[laughalot]

Lol it was definatley a baby

[Danthe4th]

Lol, thats made my morning!!

[messymissy]

my sis works in a nursery - there is a boy called Nike and girl called Noah.

[laughalot]

I made it worse by asking if she was taking the piss she just stormed off in am huff thank god its half term and i wont see her for a bit.

[mrswarthog]

I wanted Jameson for DD but the warthog vetoed it on the grounds of my fondness for the stuff. Also wanted to invite Ernst & Julio Gallo to our wedding (in case of freebies) but he wouldn't let me do that either. I am very hard done to.

[mrswarthog]

I wanted Jameson for DD but the warthog vetoed it on the grounds of my fondness for the stuff. Also wanted to invite Ernst & Julio Gallo to our wedding (in case of freebies) but he wouldn't let me do that either. I am very hard done to.

[mrswarthog]

Are you sure MN is better? Mine is still playing up - eg double post

[Marne]

I was in a shop last week and a lady was shouting at her child 'Archer' which made me think of Archers and lemonade , i quite like the name though.

[Lizzylou]

Is his middle name "ice"?

[laughalot]

Think i may avoid asking that one

[Lizzylou]

[RoseWater]

I don't think I've ever commented on a baby names thread before but

[MaineGirl]

oh dear, surely this thread is a wind up?
i do know of the Jack Daniels thing, i alwayas assumed it was Jack daniel whihc i thought was bad enough until i went to the christening and the name was definatley Jack Daniels XXXXXX,

[laughalot]

I promise you my mumsnet friend eandh will tell you im not lying she is my rl friend and im sure iv told her.

[Sunshinemummy]

OOooh Mrs Warthog my DH works for Ernest & Julio (actually they are both dead so he really works for Gina and Ernest Junior)!

[eandh]

No Laughalot is not winding you up

[mii]

what a fucking idiot

[IlooklikeGrotbagstoday]

ooh ohh just remembered. My youngest brother went to school in Florida after my parents emigrated. His friend was named Bud which is fine had his surname not been wiser!!

[BriefNameChange]

We have a Wanklyn at school.

Each to their own and all that, but had to PMSL when that went uncommented upon but ds4's name (Sebastian) caused aclass of yr1 boys topoint and laugh.

[StealthPolarBear]

at Wanklyn - does it get shortened? (serious question)