Gloriously naff craft ideas

[FireOverBabylon]

I've been browsing through Ravelry and have come to realise that my life will not be complete without a crocheted steering wheel cover. It's bright and colourful, would keep my hands warm, and DH wouldn't be caught dead driving my car with it on

I'm also quite partial to the Geisha cat but I'm less convinced that I'd get round to making this. I know I have the wool at home to make that steering wheel cover though and it will be made this weekend DH be afraid!

Please make me feel better, I can't be the only one who finds terrible or naff or 70s stuff to craft. Come and share your secret craft ideas. Closet Macramé makers are welcome here

[FireOverBabylon]

Bump, I can't be the only one considering toilet roll cover dolls and toaster cosies.....

[cheesecheeseplease]

have actually just lol at the steering wheel cover! I may have to buy a car!

[EarlyInTheMorning]

I think you'll the sort of person that will appreciate an apple cozy
www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/apple-cozy-5

[ThePigOfHappiness]

Oh my god, I just bought a car and was wondering what I can make for it! I shall make one immediately :o

[dothraki]

Ha - Ravelry - who knew a harmless knitting site could contain adult stuff

[dothraki]

although in this weather I guess you want every bit of your anatomy to be covered

[FireOverBabylon]

Talking of more adult patterns, is it me, or is this Batman mask just really sinister?

I told a girl at work about the steering wheel cover. "Oh, were you looking up the pattern for one?" Who the hell thinks, "ah yes, I know, I'll make a crocheted steering wheel cover, let's see if there's a pattern available." Apart from the lady who created the pattern obviously .

EarlyInTheMorning one for you....

[dothraki]

Fire - Ravelry can be really scary

[EarlyInTheMorning]

Fire, you asked for it: www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/adult-lip-balm-cozy

[KurriKurri]

top left is going to give me nightmares

[KurriKurri]

a very special combination of religion and washing

I can't think of anything to say about this

[WhereBeThatBlackbirdTo]

How do you people find this stuff?!!

[marissab]

I literally have tearsat the gimp asks. Knitted penis beanbag anyone?

[marissab]

and what is it with knitted cakes? Why? Why?

[SoupDreggon]

When looking for a nice bag for a MNer to make, I stumbled across this beauty.

[dothraki]

Soup - maybe you should post that in Style and Beauty

[SoupDreggon]

I had to search "uterus bag" on Ravelry to find it again. There is also a version to keep your mooncup in

[KurriKurri]

Oh my God - presumably you would have to knit the uterus bag to carry the beanbag penis in.

for the gimp mask afficionados, - scroll down for an entire knitted gimp suit

[SoupDreggon]

Hahahahaha!

Hahahahaha

[wheeze]

[dothraki]

[marissab]

The gimp mask/suit links are on my fb amusing all my friends as we speak. Very very funny

[StuffezLaBouche]

Welcome to the wonderful world of www.regretsy.com/

[ThePigOfHappiness]

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