to think there should be a new card introduced in football

[kveta]

in addition to the current yellow and red cards?

namely, the 'haircut' card.

to be used either on players who clearly spend more time at the salon than playing football (like this bloke) or on players who just desperately need a haircut (see here)

it would help the footballers concentrate on playing the game rather than tending to their tresses. could also be used in ice hockey.

(I should add that I have little interest in or understanding of the beautiful game, but do shout 'haircut card!' at the tv when I see a particularly good example of why men should not be allowed to choose their own hair style)

[fruitshootsandheaves]

I think there should also be a greeny/yellowy/brown card issued for excessive spitting

also a 'big girls blouse' card for making the most fuss in order to get a free kick.

[kveta]

yes! a lacy pink card would be good for the bgb card!

[doughnutty]

No card required. Just give them a handbag which they have to carry for the rest of the match!