to hide all the...........there will be cuts so suck it up threads

[2shoes]

.......
boried now
lets talk about P&t parking or killer dogs, or sex

[LetThereBeRock]

How about killer dogs having sex in P&T spaces?

[ABatInBunkFive]

Depends who the killer dogs are having sex with?

YANBU btw.

[LetThereBeRock]

Perhaps even having bumsex in P&T spaces.

[Nymphadora]

Its Friday start some bumsex ones you'll soon draw them in

(YANBU BTW)

[toccatanfudge]

they appear to already have started their cuts in my house..........no IS in my account today, and housing benefit decided yesterday they weren't paying me every 2 weeks, but every 4 weeks instead........but didn't bother to tell me so I don't even have anything to "suck up"

YANBU 0 it's getting boring now

[mistletoekisses]

I can start one....take your pick

• SAHM vs WOHM
• Evil Inlaws
• Chelsea tractors on the school run
• BF vs FF

...been at least a week since I have seen a good ding dong about any of those...

[cupcakesandbunting]

But if a disabled dog wants to use the p&t space then I hope that the fornicating killer dogs will have the decency to move elsewhere.

[Nymphadora]

SAH-EvilSIL in a chelsea tractor parking in a disabled space to FF whilst on the school run?

[MonTuesWTF]

talking about sex, one of hte first sex threads that dragged me in as a newbie was the one about the woman who came home early from work to find her au pair heaving and groaning on her new white, wool carpet.

and the one about her husband discovering her masturbating with a large tool dildo in the bedroom. he never even knew she masturbated much less owned sex toys.

sorry if you recognise yourself here. but it is friday and we need diversion.

both of these had me entertained for hours days.

[2shoes]

Nymphadora but did they have 2 killer dogs having bum sex?

[cupcakesandbunting]

Who was the au pair heaving and groaning with? I do hope it was wasn't the posters DH!

[toccatanfudge]

wasn't it a red rug the au pair was on?????

There was an interesting thread about cock last night........

[cupcakesandbunting]

About Clegg's large cock, wasn't it?

Could we get done for speculating on his cock size, d'you reckon? If Miriam read it, what would she think? Personally, I'd be chuffed with a lot of women speculating that DH had a very adequate mini-him but some women get so precious about this type of thing...

[ABatInBunkFive]

tocca - there was a thread about cock? Where? How could i have missed that while being here all night nipping on for 5 minutes.

[Nymphadora]

2shoes- they left them at home in the garden where everyone could see them and they would corrupt the children