To think if you are going to get a dog

[SpicedGerkin]

you get one that is not a glorified fucking rat looks like a dog?

I mean seriously if you want something small get a bloody guinea pig!

[ShinyAndNew]

YANBU.

[ShinyAndNew]

However you are being insulting towards rats, they are glorious little creatures. Compare the Yorkies to the Hamsters. Both evil imo.

[violethill]

YANBU

Can we also add to that 'You also take responsibility for it outside your own house'

Radical thought eh

[SpicedGerkin]

SAN - Fair point i know not of pet rats, just the sewer type ones.

Would it be better if i said golorified flea ridden sewer rat?

[ShinyAndNew]

Yes that would be better.

[DrNortherner]

[GetDownYouWillFall]

unfortunately the smaller the dog, the bigger the attitude - small dogs are often yappy, spiteful, biting, manic, unpredictable princess-pampered-diva type things

Whereas greyhounds on the other hand are:
graceful, gentle, docile, good with kids, don't bark, don't shed much hair, sleep a lot, don't need loads of exercise.

In short, greyhounds are great.

[SpicedGerkin]

Well exactly getdown.

Unless of course your greyhound is allowed to roam free shiting and slobbering everwhere

[GetDownYouWillFall]

even a greyhound's business smells of roses (well, maybe not!) but I always carry bags and clean up you'll be glad to hear.

Also - they don't slobber!